The ol’ basis trade. Well, son of a bitch.

The country rap shit needs to stop. Please.

Dave Smith should move to Yemen.

We’re living through the consequences of telling everybody that they’re ok, that it’s fine. Want to be fat, that’s fine. Want to be a flaming homo, that’s fine. Want to die your hair blue, that’s fine. Want to be really into children’s games at thirty years old, that’s fine. Want to play dress up as an adult, that’s fine. Etc…

Fit white men don’t protest. You’re either utterly out of shape, a woman, another race, or some combination of those things.

Hey guys, did you know Jack Ruby’s real last name was Rubenstein? That’s a Jewish name. Whoooooah!! Isn’t it OBVIOUS!

Ian Carroll is such a fag.

There are no good things for the human body at Taco Bell. Zero.

Sean Brady is an absolute mauler.

You can just blame the Jews.

Betting march madness basketball is like cocaine only you can fall asleep around your normal bedtime.

The Jews shot Liberty Valance.

The Jews killed Elvis.

It’s a Catholic Wednesday, guys. Act accordingly.

At what point does a quick google search or some law enforcement database inquiry prevent these SWATting attacks. Like, spot the pattern, and react accordingly. HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT IS IT TO SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT?