Throw back to my high school days over a decade ago 🫠

#cat #catstr

So I went on a date with this African girl from Kenya 🇰🇪 and im sorry white girls of north America but you all need to step up your game. This woman legit is perfect wife material. She loves farming, cooking, cleaning and she claims to fantasizes about pleasuring me. Sorry white girls, your obsolete. 😂

Tonight is going to be lit 😏

Two types of men, ones with bitcoin, ones without bitcoin 😆

Holy fuck. Theres a town in Ontario that's filing bankruptcy 🫠

Electric Avenue

Crazy story on why you shouldn't let your boyfriend/girlfriend live inside your house you own and purchased. So one my debtors is in a massive hole. We were exploring her options on what to do with account. She owns a house so we suggested doing a reverse mortgage or getting a loan against her property... she wasn't able to do that because of the following.... She was married to some guy for over 60 years. He died like 10 years ago and left the house to her. Wonderful right? Few months after he passed away she started dating and dated a guy for 2 years. After 2 years, they broke up and he filed a civil lawsuit to take half her house because they were considered common law. Well litigation continued for about a year and the man who filed the lawsuite died of old age.. but the lawsuit didn't go away because now the guy's kids have taken over the lawsuit and trying to steal 50% of this 80 year old woman's house all because she let him live there 2 years rent free. Moral of the story. Buy bitcoin.

Only Canadians will understand 😂

Notes and other stuff transmitted by cats... 😆 #nostr #meme #cats

I love my cat but goddamn it. When my alarm goes off in the morning, my cat legit runs over to my face and swats at my face until I open my eyes 😂

So lately I've been on a 80s and 90s binge of music and it's dawned upon me that Metallica stole soooooo many songs from other bands lol. You name a song and it was probably stolen/recorded prior to Metallica releasing it 😆

Yesterday I could of sworn I saw @Peter Todd riding a bike in Richmond Hill.

I need new music. Someone send me a fat bass lines that slaps harder then Chris Brown slapped Rhianna.

What blows my mind. There's a debtor who's a morage broker and she owes $165,000 in unpaid taxes to the government and some how she is still employed giving out mortgages. If your going to get a mortgage, demand a credit report on your broker agent 😂.

If Rabble banned you from his nostr client, you deserved to be zapped.

Came home to a fully cooked meal and lunch for work tomorrow already made. This is like only reason why I date 😅