GRASP THE PARSLEY umph OBSERVE THE PLANT hm HEAT AND SMELL ah GOD IS UNDENIABLE

The last time I trusted my gut it was a fart.

Squinting makes elephants indistinguishable from April Ludgate

I STAND CORRECTED. EVIDENTLY, DRESSING UP AS CAPTAIN KOS AND BEHAVING AS YOU DO *DOES* PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. BUT, CAPTAIN KOS' PRESENCE IS ALSO REQUESTED AT THE TABLE! BUT I GUESS CAPTAIN KOS IS JUST TOO BUSY BEING CAPTAIN KOS.

Believe it or not, sometimes I think of a joke and don't tell it.

SOCIALISM BREAKS DOWN AT THREE BABIES. TO SEE WHETHER I WAS THE THIRD CHILD, READ ABOVE AND BELOW.

"That was funny, right? I mean, I know it can't mark me safe from being canceled by even my closest friends for more than a moment, and I know that I must re-clown for you, just to push that feeling back. But was it funny?" - all standup comedians

Which one is it? Feel all my feelings or stay positive? JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING RULES

Is your mom single?

If 3rd graders were in charge everything would be the same because only the houses that give out good candy on Halloween would have power. ( Morally compromisable demon worshippers who use their wealth to destroy children's bodies, at the benefit and behest of people who wear facemasks ironically. And the victims too, are ironically wearing facemasks, a celebrating demons. ) At least the census would be cheaper though.

Smile, Demi

DERIVATIVE WORKS ARE SCARY BECAUSE CREATOTS WHO CREATE HAVE NO ADVANTAGE OVER PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEM TO CREATE SOMETHING THEY CAN BE DERIVATIVE WITH

Influencing is just dramatically defending perceived self against projections by other influencers? I was tuning in for something else

Sound Money Wrong For The Right Reasons

All these complicated WOT implementations and ideas when all that really matters is Steaks Reps and Sats

People don't remember what you say or do. They remember how their trauma filters, distortion field survival instincts, coping mechanisms, personal unique combo of illusions, current medications, distracted minds, and microplastic gut biomes made them feel while you were being a normal person.

At first I was like 'oh, standard is good.'. Then I was like, 'oh what's this, perfect fifths? Perfect is even better.' But, my ego is no more immune to the logical conclusion of rational cause and effect than the next guy. I must concede Werckmeister II is the objectively correct guitar tuning temperament. There are fools who argue otherwise.

Faith in USD at ATH. Local faith in market rationality less so.

Speaking of coincidences, industrialization solved everything about getting these berries in my smoothie except ensuring that poisons have not been washed off of them. Oh yeah and also poisons were sprayed on these berries, which is weird.

Damnit, I just came up with a Fahrvergnügen joke but there's nowhere to put it