I hope this kid likes hamburgers

Its beginning to look a lot like GFY

The only thing worth doing in winter is christmas and that's only because we pretend there's something good on trees in the middle of winter.

kids today I swear

Requiring school today = Scrooge

Auto-imprison everyone at birth and don't release them until they smoke pot.

TISN'T

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE IMPRESSION THAT I AM ONE OF THESE INDIVIDUALS PRONE TO FUCKERY. AND YET, FUCK AROUND COMMA I DO NOT.

Prove to me that AI is not exploiting my future children, enslaved in a dystopian timewarp, and sending back the answer to what I am requesting through a digital wormhole. Because that seems the most plausible explanation for this witchcraft.

I don't get my credibility from my job, my title, or my social sense. I don't get my credibility from my inborn traits, or my looks, or my body. I don't get my credibility by using force, projecting power, or might makes right. I don't get my credibility from a lab coat, or a uniform, or by dressing like a credible person dresses. I get my credibility by *TELLING THE TRUTH. * Therefore I don't have any credibility these days

Bro

My spirit animal is a human being.

Signing autographs is so fiat.

1 READ 'I, PENCIL' 2 EMBRACE RADICAL SELF SUFFICIENCY 3 SHUN ACCORDINGLY

As though kids who grew up with vinyl albums were ever going to be controlled.

GOOD THING WE FIXED THE PROBLEM OF BOOMERS ADDICTED TO CURRENT EVENTS EXASPERATIONALISM

Bro, 15th century engineering in Europe among river adjacent micro civilizations is an underrated SharedConsensusData source for deriving on the fly Personal Documentaries.

Starting a religion. Just have to figure out whether we worship consumer plastic goods, or water.

No offense actual atrocity victims, but this font is atrocious.

GRASP THE PARSLEY umph OBSERVE THE PLANT hm HEAT AND SMELL ah GOD IS UNDENIABLE