TO ARRANGE ONE'S LIFE SUCH THAT MONDAYS ARE PLEASANT

basically just don't be a moron, thanks

I don't judge. I don't look down on people. I just occasionally make social commentary on the type of things that human beings ought to be trying to escape, such as sitting in a Midwest bar at noon with 'She's a Lady' on the jukebox.

wakka wakka

how commendable that the comedian is able to see the lighter side the rest of you seem stuck

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EXCUSE ME MR. GOVERNMENT I WAS JUST CURIOUS, HOW MANY FREEDOM UNITS WILL I BE ALLOWED TODAY??

not sure if i'd prefer that 'something to wake up for' feeling or that 'nothing i have to wake up for' feeling

ever get the feeling that when we win our children will have just one employment opportunity, watching or wearing targeted advertisements that they 'opt in' to just so they can afford roller blades insurance?

FYI, U.S.S. Higgins is still what I call my dongle. View quoted note →

It's not a slave trade, it's 'human trafficking'. Just traffic. The gentle hum of idle travellers in the soft distance, scarcely discernable through the midsummer screen as you float into a peaceful slumber. Kind of nice, really, in the background, unless there's something wrong with you. You wouldn't want something to be wrong with you, or your loved ones, would you? Say it slowly so we know you understand. That's right. Good. Now we have an understanding. We shouldn't need to talk about this again now should we?

now I get it, the makeup is intended to turn the face into an emoji

why does everyone keep looking for another cure for depression? it's just boobs it's always been just boobs

how many sales does the word 'only' generate when preceding a price

nostard

"Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?" "Having great ideas and doing great things." "Well, I never!"

My Opinion on the Current Thing: GFY Kindly refer back to this note as needed.

BonginoCoin

i'm not anti-semitic i adore old jewish american women and their tasteful decor and 90's standup comedians i even lean to the positive side of neutral on the issue of bagels admittedly the giant 80's glasses, I could take em or leave em

I too lament the occlusion of storied tradition by the inevitable advances in technology. But it is important to make 'ought' from a sober and rational survey of what 'is. ' SO LET'S SEE THEM NEON TITTIES