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EXCUSE ME MR. GOVERNMENT I WAS JUST CURIOUS, HOW MANY FREEDOM UNITS WILL I BE ALLOWED TODAY??

not sure if i'd prefer that 'something to wake up for' feeling or that 'nothing i have to wake up for' feeling

ever get the feeling that when we win our children will have just one employment opportunity, watching or wearing targeted advertisements that they 'opt in' to just so they can afford roller blades insurance?

FYI, U.S.S. Higgins is still what I call my dongle. View quoted note →

It's not a slave trade, it's 'human trafficking'. Just traffic. The gentle hum of idle travellers in the soft distance, scarcely discernable through the midsummer screen as you float into a peaceful slumber. Kind of nice, really, in the background, unless there's something wrong with you. You wouldn't want something to be wrong with you, or your loved ones, would you? Say it slowly so we know you understand. That's right. Good. Now we have an understanding. We shouldn't need to talk about this again now should we?

now I get it, the makeup is intended to turn the face into an emoji

why does everyone keep looking for another cure for depression? it's just boobs it's always been just boobs

how many sales does the word 'only' generate when preceding a price

nostard

"Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?" "Having great ideas and doing great things." "Well, I never!"

My Opinion on the Current Thing: GFY Kindly refer back to this note as needed.

BonginoCoin

i'm not anti-semitic i adore old jewish american women and their tasteful decor and 90's standup comedians i even lean to the positive side of neutral on the issue of bagels admittedly the giant 80's glasses, I could take em or leave em

I too lament the occlusion of storied tradition by the inevitable advances in technology. But it is important to make 'ought' from a sober and rational survey of what 'is. ' SO LET'S SEE THEM NEON TITTIES

there are people in this world who watch tv to get the weather in places that they aren't

Advanced civics: Politicians are just the weenies who suffered atomic wedgies in school.

my alarm clock has an option to snooze forever. haven't tested it yet

THESE ARE MY NON NEGOTIABLE TERMS: - SIGNING BONUS - DOUBLE PAY UP FRONT - PAY AGAIN UPON SERVICES RENDERED - 90 DAY NO QUESTIONS ASKED WALKAWAY CLAUSE WITH HANDSOME SEVERANCE PACKAGE - 3 MONTHS PAID VACATION PER QUARTER - HEALTH AND DENTAL (WITH NO OUT-OF-U.S.-NETWORK PENALTY) - COMPANY CAR - COMPANY COMPUTER - COMPANY PHONE - COMPANY HOUSE - COMPANY WAIFU - 1 LB COMPANY HAMBURGER MEAT - 1 CUP SHREDDED COMPANY CHEESE - 1/2 CUP COMPANY LETTUCE OH AND WE'RE OUT OF COMPANY TACO SHELLS

No, but I'm a decorated nostr veteran. Kind of.