HE WHO CHOOSES THE CATTLE GUARD PACKAGE SO THAT HIS FARM HANDS KNOW WHO'S BOSS WHEN THEY DRIVE PAST HIS DRIVEWAY

"2026 fall from grace" "which one?"

bitcoiners rolling the dice is not funny

i think i might shave this year

Closed-Clankr An AI coding agent that only operates on information that it owns the copyright for. While building, fetches any and all software tools for which it has an unexpired paid license.

What would people do with themselves of they didn't have alphagal and diarrhea lettuce to talk about?

OnlyNos You click on her picture and she pops on to say, "Sorry, starting a family rn."

PGA marketing dinosaurs' brilliant plan to reach a new generation of potential wallets: Change nothing, except to play a John Daly commercial once per hour. With a mild cuss word! How irreverant.

"Linux Not Supported" = "No one on Linux is dumb enough to use our product"

Remember when there was a thing called OpenClaw for about 36 hours?

waited all winter to hear them complain about the heat they are called seasons they happen every year deal with it

watches heroic adventure stories and dramatic fiction depicting courageous, exceptional lives, nightly recommends child work at cheese factory

ah, the throwback diner a monument to an era of courageous change, a museum of kitschy americana the classic cars, and the independence they represented elvis, marilyn, and the sexual revolution a generation that transformed with the hair of the beatles rebelling alongside james dean their parents would have no hold on them can't wait to see how readily they encourage their children to continue the trend of questioning the institutions

SEEKING AXIOMATIC SUPPORTS SHOULD ONE REMAIN SILENT, OR SHOULD ONE SAY, "I LIKE YOUR HAT" "NICE HAT" OR PERHAPS "WHAT IS THAT THING, AND WHY"

Street Tacos, Tortillas so shitty it takes two of them to still fail to function Have fun eating the rest from wrinkled aluminum foil with a fork Quite possibly the worst food imaginable that one could eat on the street

TIMES ARE TOUGH CONSIDER ME OPEN FOR BUSINESS MANUAL NUTZAPS = 10k SATS

omg i can't believe that comedian touched race and Hitler and cancer when i was growing up the most edgy comedians could go was race and Hitler and cancer

SOCIETY IS RIGGED AGAINST THE UNFORTUNATE FEW WHO DO NOT PREFER SMALL TALK AND MAN-ON-MAN DOOR HOLDING

Watching international championship ping pong. I'm learning that it's possible to grunt with an accent.

fashion designers are idiots