Just told the wifey, is she wiped her ass with corn cobs 🌽, we’d have a lot more #Bitcoin 🍿

Title: “Wipe Out the Fiat” It’s time we face a hard truth—modern toilet paper and fiat currency have more in common than we’d like to admit. Both are soft, mass-produced, rapidly devalued, and ultimately serve no purpose other than to keep legacy industries alive and your dignity barely intact. Toilet paper, that beloved fluff-rolled icon of Western hygiene, wasn’t always a necessity. For millennia, humans squatted, washed, or grabbed a leaf—many still do. But in walks the industrial era and its cronies in the pulp and paper cartel, and suddenly we’re triple-ply connoisseurs with a $7-a-roll subscription addiction. It’s not hygiene—it’s marketing. A convenience culture built on the illusion of need, not function. You’re not buying cleanliness; you’re buying into forest-funded fiat dependency. And that brings us to money. Fiat currency—paper printed by central banks at the speed of light, backed by nothing but “trust” (a.k.a. blind compliance). It, too, is issued in bulk, loses value the moment it leaves the printer, and props up industries that should’ve died years ago. Just like how the toilet paper aisle keeps the pulp industry alive, fiat printing keeps the debt-ridden zombie economy shambling along—barely. We don’t wipe with dollars because they’re worth less than the Charmin. Meanwhile, both TP and fiat encourage poor form. Literally. The Western toilet seat is perched just high enough to sabotage proper elimination. The average toilet has you sitting 16 inches off the ground—your glutes relaxed, your bowels kinked like a garden hose. The result? More wiping. More smear. More TP. More forest turned to fluff. Meanwhile, a simple 8-inch squat shift drops you into ancestral alignment and reduces the need to wipe at all. What a thought: the cleanest solution requires no paper. Bitcoiners figured it out. Digital gold, not wood pulp. Immutable ledgers, not mega-rolls. Self-custody, not seat-coddling. The future is lean, decentralized, and squatting—financially and physically. So let’s be honest. You’re not wiping because it’s hygienic. You’re wiping because the Fed and the Charmin Bears told you to. Squat lower. Stack sats. Wipe less.

My ChatGPT is a funny mother fucker Toilet paper became a manufactured product in 1857, thanks to a New Yorker named Joseph Gayetty. Here’s the TL;DR: Pre-1857 People used whatever was handy—leaves, corncobs, moss, newspaper, seashells, even sheep’s wool (if you were posh). 1857: The Birth of Commercial TP • Joseph Gayetty marketed the first packaged toilet paper in the U.S. • It was called “Gayetty’s Medicated Paper”—infused with aloe and sold in flat sheets. • He advertised it as a medical product to prevent hemorrhoids. • Cost: about 50 cents per pack (big money back then). 1890s: The Toilet Roll Appears • The Scott Paper Company began mass-producing toilet paper on a roll, which is now the standard. • Initially sold to hotels and fancy establishments because it was still taboo to even mention toilet stuff publicly. Fun Side Fact Toilet paper wasn’t commonly used in every home until the 20th century, especially post-WWII, when indoor plumbing became widespread. So: 1857 = origin, 1890s = roll format, and post-1940s = normalized usage. Before that, it was DIY all the way—call it the original off-grid wipe. Want a cartoon of a Bitcoin node looking smug next to a guy wiping with corncobs?

Wild how millions needed years of economic decay, global chaos, and mumbled pressers to realize the emperor might be in boxers. Turns out ‘trust the experts’ is just a polite way of saying ‘shut up and nod.

If you’re not having fun, you’re wasting your most scarce resource, time. But there are exceptions, the exceptions are basic, sick or Dead loved one or Dog, other than that, you should be taking advantage of your Most Scarce Asset time. Bask in 100k Bitcoin

Recently added to my harem of workers.

Pruning one of my nodes

Desk worthy? #bitaxe

If you’re gonna home mine at a loss, do it with class. Cut from 3/8 zebra wood, (1) coat of Rubio pure. #Bitcoin 🍿

Mad man? Or mad genius?

The Bitaxe Zebra is in manufacturing

Jersey shore, the actual shore.

Downloaded 40% of the blockchain in 3 hours with a 2GB connection. Be interesting if I’m up to speed in another 4 hours.

Last cycle I was all in single sig passphrase mode, this cycle multi-sig collaborative custody. How about yourself?

Decided to fuck around, doubled my internet speed to 2GBs, updated my router, added 5G redundant internet (have natural gas back up generator)Repurposed a Dell Optiplex from work, flashed Umbrel, downloading knots, I now have 3 current running nodes and one that hasn’t been updated in 250k blocks, why? I have no fucking clue 🤣😂, I guess the more I fuck around, the less anxiety I get when it’s time to move around #Bitcoin 🍿

How many nodes is too many for one man?😂

Option 2, the AI is starting to develop My humor and take liberties with my art.

Good morning you Sovereign SOBs #Bitcoin 🍿