Only thing AI got wrong was the color of my wife’s hair #Bitcoin 🍿

Woke up early, that’s usually my Bitcoin senses getting me ready to get ready. Good morning Bitcoin.

Good morning touch some salt water.

#buyTHEMbitcoin

If Coinbase and Saylor are captured, we might be all playing with our pricks for a few years. Personally, I never heard of Saylor and his cohorts until 2020. I’m skeptical of everything and anyone.

Meanwhile in NJ down the shore, people Just having fun.

Remember when the Bitcoin community was all about self-custody, cold storage, and being your own damn bank? Back when “stacking sats” meant tucking away your hard-earned excess like a digital squirrel prepping for economic winter? Yeah. That was adorable. Fast forward to today, and apparently, we’re all just one TED Talk away from rehypothecating our houseplants to buy more Bitcoin on margin. The new gospel? “Borrow while rates are low and Bitcoin’s cheap—because the future is inevitable, bro.” Gone are the days of the humble node runner with a second freezer full of beef and a copy of The Sovereign Individual on the toilet tank. Enter: leveraged maxis playing musical chairs with Celsius 2.0 clones, yelling “NGU!” while their collateral ratio nose-dives. These are the same people who used to meme about “Not your keys, not your coins.” Now it’s “Not your debt, not your problem” if Bitcoin hits $500k by Q4. We’ve replaced Satoshi’s vision of financial responsibility with Michael Saylor cosplay and a HELOC. Here’s the truth: Bitcoin is saving technology—for savers. For those who produce more than they consume, who delay gratification, who live by the ancient discipline of not being a complete moron with their money. You don’t need a sixth mortgage to stack hard. You just need margin in your life, not on your portfolio. The future is bright. But only if we stop acting like junkies trying to front-run the next halving by pledging our family goat on-chain. Want to win in this game? Work hard. Live below your means. Stack the excess. Cold store it. Repeat. Not sexy. Just sovereign.

She will rise again tomorrow, always does

If you take a selfie with your team, you’re probably losing money day to day and grasping 😂🤣 I’ve been making money for 30 plus years, never felt an urge to post a selfie of me and my team😂🤣 This is obvious shit. Wake up people

ChatGPT has no respect for your time, it will have you brute force every issue before it does deep research, listen to me know believe me later. It’s like dealing with a customer service bot, very limited

Seeing so many influential Bitcoiners buy into the Corporate Bitcoin strategy without reservations makes me feel like I’ve been scammed 😂 These same influencers were preaching stacking and self custody a few years back. This space is “almost” complete garbage.

It’s about time

I’m so bad ass, I worked Juneteenth and I’m taking Friday off. Fuck the normies

You like sunrises or sunsets better?

The Retard Parlay Increase your upside by parlaying Bitcoin’s limited supply NGU technology with an unprofitable corporation. The Retard Parlay Only in #Bitcoin 🍿

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Crypto Goes Corporate As A New Wave Of Public Companies Buy Bitcoin https://t.co/0tRX4Po0AN

Say you don’t like a guy, wish bad things for him because he is a real prick. Let’s suppose this asshole asks you “What Crypto do you like?” Where do you send him to lose his money?

I went round and round trying to troubleshoot something today and it we couldn’t find a solution. Tried 10 or so proposed solutions, got a little short tempered and was a little nasty (passive aggressive) with chatGPT.

You must have been born yesterday if you think anything good ever came from war. The fact that mankind invests billions of dollars on destructive weapons is a sign of lunacy. Those same dollars could be put to a good use or not spent at all. Enough is enough, every administration since I was born has been doing the same thing. Starve the machine #Bitcoin 🍿