I had a thought, Imagine if I was electable?😛

Would you go to a local pub that advertised “Weiner Wednesday, free Hot dog with every pint”

Title: Why Everyone Loves Publicly Traded Bitcoin Treasury Companies (Except Maybe Warren Buffett) In today’s economic circus, one act that’s got the crowd roaring is the public company that “boldly” buys Bitcoin for its treasury. Suddenly, everyone’s a fan—from boomer shareholders to underperforming CEOs with yachts to finance. Let’s break down the fan club: ⸻ 1. The Existing Shareholder (a.k.a. “Number Go Up” Grandpa) You’ve been sitting on a company that hasn’t innovated since fax machines were hot, but now—thanks to a Bitcoin treasury move—your equity is mooning. Why? Because the company just swapped boring old dollars (a melting ice cube) for a digital rock with a supply cap. You didn’t do anything except own the stock yesterday, and now CNBC is talking about “digital transformation.” You feel smart. You’re not. But you feel it. That’s what counts. ⸻ 2. The Stuck Investor With Basic Econ Knowledge These are the folks who’ve been watching their bags bleed for years, but finally they get to say something other than “It’ll bounce back.” Suddenly, they remember supply and demand from Econ 101. “Only 21 million coins,” they whisper while sipping Monster Energy in their Reddit thread. They couldn’t tell you the difference between a hash and a halving, but hey—if Bitcoin is on the balance sheet, then this has to be bullish, right? Right?! ⸻ 3. The OG Bitcoiner (Patient Zero of Smugness) He’s been stacking sats since the Mt. Gox era and now—sweet vindication. “Welcome aboard,” he says to the suit-and-tie crowd while silently hoping their corporate compliance team loses the private keys. Every new treasury buy feels like a fresh pump to his portfolio. He acts unimpressed, but he’s already pricing out a second Citadel on the side of a volcano. ⸻ 4. The Non-Performing Executive (a.k.a. The Real Winner) Here’s the sneakiest fan of them all. This guy’s been burning through OPEX like it’s Monopoly money. His idea of innovation was switching from Coke to Diet Coke in the office fridge. Profits? What are those? But now—he’s a “visionary.” He bought Bitcoin with company cash, watched the stock rally, and now gets to talk at conferences with words like “macro strategy” and “hedge against inflation” while collecting a bonus. This is the corporate version of a Hail Mary, but hey—it worked. ⸻ In Conclusion: Bitcoin treasury companies are like reality TV: they don’t need to make sense, they just need to be entertaining. And for now, every stakeholder—ignorant, opportunistic, or genuinely orange-pilled—is here for the ride. So sit back, enjoy the pump, and remember: when the executives start tweeting laser eyes, we’re either at the start of something big… or the top. Probably both. Have a great day FF2K

What’s the difference between a shitcoiner and a bitcoin treasury shiller?

Name the Dave

I’d love to see the clowns who gave Pomp A billion dollars to buy Bitcoin take it in the shitter 😊

I wish profit generating companies would take on Bitcoin treasury

Do you think this guy hid his private keys in that floating barrel and tagged it with B so his heirs would figure it out after his passing? Be cool

Only thing AI got wrong was the color of my wife’s hair #Bitcoin 🍿

Woke up early, that’s usually my Bitcoin senses getting me ready to get ready. Good morning Bitcoin.

Good morning touch some salt water.

#buyTHEMbitcoin

If Coinbase and Saylor are captured, we might be all playing with our pricks for a few years. Personally, I never heard of Saylor and his cohorts until 2020. I’m skeptical of everything and anyone.

Meanwhile in NJ down the shore, people Just having fun.

Remember when the Bitcoin community was all about self-custody, cold storage, and being your own damn bank? Back when “stacking sats” meant tucking away your hard-earned excess like a digital squirrel prepping for economic winter? Yeah. That was adorable. Fast forward to today, and apparently, we’re all just one TED Talk away from rehypothecating our houseplants to buy more Bitcoin on margin. The new gospel? “Borrow while rates are low and Bitcoin’s cheap—because the future is inevitable, bro.” Gone are the days of the humble node runner with a second freezer full of beef and a copy of The Sovereign Individual on the toilet tank. Enter: leveraged maxis playing musical chairs with Celsius 2.0 clones, yelling “NGU!” while their collateral ratio nose-dives. These are the same people who used to meme about “Not your keys, not your coins.” Now it’s “Not your debt, not your problem” if Bitcoin hits $500k by Q4. We’ve replaced Satoshi’s vision of financial responsibility with Michael Saylor cosplay and a HELOC. Here’s the truth: Bitcoin is saving technology—for savers. For those who produce more than they consume, who delay gratification, who live by the ancient discipline of not being a complete moron with their money. You don’t need a sixth mortgage to stack hard. You just need margin in your life, not on your portfolio. The future is bright. But only if we stop acting like junkies trying to front-run the next halving by pledging our family goat on-chain. Want to win in this game? Work hard. Live below your means. Stack the excess. Cold store it. Repeat. Not sexy. Just sovereign.

She will rise again tomorrow, always does

If you take a selfie with your team, you’re probably losing money day to day and grasping 😂🤣 I’ve been making money for 30 plus years, never felt an urge to post a selfie of me and my team😂🤣 This is obvious shit. Wake up people

ChatGPT has no respect for your time, it will have you brute force every issue before it does deep research, listen to me know believe me later. It’s like dealing with a customer service bot, very limited