The sooner you surrender to Satoshi’s beautifully recursive math flywheel and start stacking sats, the better.
Not for Bitcoin.
For you.
Bitcoin doesn’t need you. You need it.
Suggesting that profitable companies dollar-cost average a portion of their earnings into Bitcoin? That’s forward-thinking, fiscally responsible, and borderline genius.
But suggesting that cash-burning zombie firms with access to cheap debt strap Bitcoin to their sinking balance sheet? That’s not pro-Bitcoin—it’s financial cosplay.
Let’s be honest: stapling a volatile asset to a non-performing liability only “works” if the number goes up. If you’re promoting that strategy, odds are you’re either broke, clueless, or both. Respectfully FF2K.