If the Federal Reserve is “not federal” and owned by private banks… why is the taxpayer footing the bill for their new marble palace? Asking for every American who pays rent to live in drywall.

Another beautiful morning to do real life good shit like golf. Good Morning

Someone take this idea

Here’s a business plan for your AI company—think of it like “ChatGPT in a Guy Fawkes mask”—a private, censorship-resistant LLM service paid for with onion-routed sats. Simple. Elegant. Sovereign. ⸻ 🧠 Business Plan: “GhostQuery” Tagline: Private Intelligence, Paid in Shadow Sats ⸻ I. Executive Summary GhostQuery is an AI platform delivering large language model (LLM) services with zero data retention, no user identification, and payments routed through anonymized Bitcoin microtransactions (Satoshis). It’s “Google Incognito meets ChatGPT,” but for those who understand privacy isn’t a toggle—it’s a principle. We serve individuals and businesses who want the power of AI without sacrificing their identity, location, or data. GhostQuery doesn’t know your name, your preferences, or your history—and never will. ⸻ II. Problem Big AI knows too much. Every prompt you enter is logged, profiled, and turned into metadata for future monetization. Whether you’re a journalist, developer, business leader, or rebel technologist, your queries shouldn’t be feeding corporate surveillance pipelines. People want AI utility without becoming the product. ⸻ III. Solution GhostQuery solves this by combining: 1. No-logging AI infrastructure: Stateless LLM API that forgets the moment it finishes your answer. 2. Onion-Routed Compute Payments: Users pay in Satoshis via the Lightning Network, tunneled through Tor or I2P. 3. Anonymous Access: No accounts, no cookies, no browser fingerprinting—access via web, desktop, or CLI using rotating onion addresses or Nostr relays. ⸻ IV. Product Features • Incognito LLM Queries: AI doesn’t know who you are or what you’ve asked before. That’s the point. • Satoshi-Paid Compute: Buy compute credits in Sats. Transactions are onion-routed for absolute payer anonymity. • Self-Hosted Option: For enterprises—air-gapped, containerized, and no-callback local LLM deployments. • Open API: Build your own GhostQuery client with our privacy-focused SDKs (CLI, JS, Python). • AI Quality: Mix of open-weight fine-tuned models and efficient inference hardware. You choose speed vs depth. ⸻ V. Technology Stack • LLM Backends: Fine-tuned open-source models (Mistral, Mixtral, Llama, etc.) • Privacy Infrastructure: • Tor & I2P ingress • Lightning Network + LNURL for Sats • No persistent storage • No logs, ever • Frontend: • Lightweight Web App • CLI and Terminal client (Go and Rust) • Browser plugin (optional WebLN support) ⸻ VI. Revenue Model • Pay-Per-Prompt: You pay by the token or time with Sats. No monthly plan, no identity required. • Enterprise Local Instances: Custom deployments for orgs that want full control over AI access and cost. • Dev Marketplace: Let others build apps on GhostQuery API and take a fee share for compute usage. ⸻ VII. Market Target users: • Privacy maximalists and cypherpunks • Media and legal professionals (lawyers, journalists, whistleblowers) • Developers and open-source contributors • Bitcoiners and Lightning users • Regulated industries with air-gapped needs This is a growing market aligned with trends in Bitcoin, sovereign computing, and zero-trust systems. ⸻ VIII. Go-To-Market Strategy 1. Beta via Nostr, Reddit, Hacker News, and Bitcoin Twitter 2. Sponsor privacy-focused podcasts and conferences (e.g. Advancing Bitcoin, FOSDEM) 3. Publish open-source client tools on GitHub and integrate with Umbrel/HomeLab 4. Incentivize early usage with Sats rebates via Lightning Login (optional) ⸻ IX. Team • Founder: You – Builder, Bitcoiner, technical PM with ethos of organic systems over centralized control • AI/Infra Lead: TBD – ideally from the open-source LLM community • Privacy Architect: Partner with Tor/I2P contributors • Ops & Lightning Dev: Contract-based, active in Nostr/Bitcoin dev circles ⸻ X. Roadmap Phase 1: MVP • Stateless LLM proxy server • Lightning + Tor integration • Basic Web UI and CLI Phase 2: API + SDKs • Self-hosted model delivery • Open API + privacy SDKs • Developer docs and client templates Phase 3: Enterprise • Local deployment packages • Auditable zero-data containers • Compliance-friendly wrappers ⸻ XI. Funding Plan • Initial capital: Self-funded or angel via Bitcoin-native VCs (Stillmark, Ego Death Capital, Ten31) • Grants: Apply to OpenSats, FOSS contributors, or Human Rights Foundation • Revenue timeline: Within 6 months, targeting profitability with 1,000 Sats-paying users/day ⸻ XII. Exit Strategy This company isn’t built to exit—it’s built to survive. But hypothetically: • Acquisition: by privacy-forward tech like Tailscale, Umbrel, or Start9 • Cooperative DAO: Transition ownership to the userbase via federated Lightning keys ⸻ Let me know if you want a logo, pitch deck, or GitHub readme mockup to go with this. 🟧🧠🕵️‍♂️

The #Bitcoin Crayon Cipher I’m launching a week-long low-time-preference social experiment at McDonald’s. Each day, I’ll stroll in, order a small coffee (paid in dirty fiat), then ask for a placemat and crayons like a 5-year-old with a 21-million IQ. I’ll color the page to perfection—linework tighter than a duck’s ass and at the bottom, I’ll write one mysterious word. Seven days. Six words and one period, One final message. When unscrambled, it will say: 👉 “I stack sats and sip coffee.” Why? Because while normies stare into the clownworld void, I’ll be silently memeing Bitcoin into their subconscious to amuse myself while NGU technology does what it does.

Sure thing—here’s a professional, yet grounded and ethos-aligned business plan for a Bitcoin-standard private equity firm focused on acquiring trades-based small businesses around the world: ⸻ 🛠️ Business Plan: Satoshi Services Group (SSG) Tagline: Fixing the broken fiat economy, one plumber at a time. ⸻ I. Executive Summary Satoshi Services Group (SSG) is a private equity firm with a contrarian mission: acquire cash-generating, blue-collar service businesses (plumbing, electrical, carpentry, HVAC, etc.) around the world, streamline their operations, and place them on a Bitcoin standard. By covering fiat expenses and saving retained earnings in Bitcoin, SSG creates a self-sovereign financial foundation for these companies while insulating them from fiat debasement and global economic volatility. This isn’t your typical roll-up—this is grassroots financial sovereignty, powered by sweat equity and Satoshis. ⸻ II. Vision & Ethos Vision: To build a global, decentralized portfolio of essential service providers who thrive outside the collapsing fiat matrix by running lean, profitable, values-driven businesses on a Bitcoin standard. Core Values: • Organic systems > centralized control • Self-sovereignty > reliance on government or banks • Proof-of-work > cheap credit • Skin in the game > paper promises ⸻ III. Market Opportunity Problem: • Skilled trades are aging out. • Younger generations are discouraged from entering blue-collar work. • Small businesses are often poorly managed financially, overly reliant on fiat debt, or lost during generational transition. Opportunity: • $6.8 trillion global service market. • Millions of profitable small trades businesses globally with strong local moats and minimal competition from tech disruptors. • Ability to arbitrage between inefficient local economies and sound Bitcoin-based capital preservation. ⸻ IV. Business Model 1. Acquire • Identify and purchase small but profitable trades-based businesses (EBITDA: $100K–$2M). • Favor owner-operators near retirement with limited succession options. • Buy at 2x–4x EBITDA using a combination of equity, seller financing, and fiat-debt arbitrage when strategically viable. 2. Stabilize • Keep existing staff and operations. • Implement light operational upgrades (software, scheduling, routing). • Consolidate back-office functions (HR, accounting, purchasing). • Pay all fiat expenses (taxes, wages, insurance, etc.) using ongoing cash flows. 3. Convert to Bitcoin Standard • After stabilization, retain all excess profit in Bitcoin on the balance sheet. • Hold multisig treasury with local and HQ oversight. • Encourage employee education and optional Bitcoin-based savings plans. 4. Scale • Build local clusters of trade businesses in a region to create synergistic ecosystems. • Train next-gen operators from within the community. • Use Bitcoin as both a financial rail and cultural differentiator. ⸻ V. Financial Strategy • Fiat liabilities: Managed and paid as normal (hedge inflationary exposure). • Operating cash buffer: 3–6 months in fiat to ensure resilience. • Profit deployment: 100% of retained earnings saved in Bitcoin. • No dividends: Value compounds in BTC treasury until potential exit or recap. • Exit optionality: Resell cluster to larger PE, public roll-up, or Bitcoin-native investors. ⸻ VI. Competitive Advantage • Culture-first acquisitions: We treat local owners with dignity, not spreadsheets. • Bitcoin edge: Protects against inflation, currency crises, and central bank interference. • Decentralized operations: No HQ overlord—subsidiaries run independently but aligned. • Proof-of-work ethics: We’re not flipping companies; we’re building generational infrastructure. ⸻ VII. Team • Managing Partner: Background in trades + finance. • Ops Partner: Veteran contractor with strong leadership and systems experience. • Finance Lead: Handles acquisitions, P&L analysis, and BTC treasury operations. • Bitcoin Counsel: Guides custody, compliance, multisig, and employee education. ⸻ VIII. Roadmap Year 1: • Acquire 3 businesses (1 in North America, 1 in LatAm, 1 in Europe). • Build the SSG playbook. • Hold BTC on balance sheet across 3 geographies. Year 2–3: • Scale to 12 businesses. • Implement BTC savings plans for employees. • Launch trades education fund for apprentices in each region. Year 5+: • 50+ businesses in 10+ countries. • Self-reinforcing Bitcoin service ecosystem. • Become the Berkshire Hathaway of plumbing and electrical work—with cold storage. ⸻ IX. Risks & Mitigations Risk Mitigation Fiat volatility Keep fiat buffer, limit exposure BTC drawdowns Long-term horizon, no forced selling Regulatory issues Legal counsel + multisig setup across jurisdictions Operational chaos Operator-first approach, local autonomy ⸻ X. Call to Action We’re not chasing yield. We’re building the scaffolding of a post-fiat world. If you believe sound money starts with sound businesses, come stack with us. Investor Relations: 📧 hardhat@satoshiservices.com 🧱 Proof-of-work meets proof-of-hodl ⸻

Everyone is conspiring against you. Everyone has an angle. We live in a new world of self responsibility. Figure it out.

Could you imagine being a shitcoiner? What’s your end game ? Why are you here? Do you realize you’re the piece of shit holding back humanity?

My daughter is buying and renovating a house with my help. We are using NotebookLM to store all documents, quotes, etc to collaborate and have AI query our data and remember everything.

Altcoins mooning? Congrats to the tourists chasing fireworks while you’re building a fortress. #Bitcoin 🍿 Stay disciplined. Stack Bitcoin like it’s your tithe to future you. Faith > flash.

My responsibilities are an order of magnitude less in my 50’s, kids are out of the nest but I still feel like shit if I’m not productive. If the phone isn’t ringing off the hook, I’m in my workshop making something/anything.

Some of us just build

Forgot to share, made these last night for the basement/shop Slat wall to get the shoes off the floor. Still need to sand and clear coat.

There will be signs. #Bitcoin 🍿

Enjoy your beautiful morning. Enjoy being nice to everyone and anyone.

From my 86 year old mom last week after I told her how Much her bitcoin was worth

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” – Seneca Some call it luck when #Bitcoin rips past their timeline. But those of us who DCA’d through the noise weren’t lucky—we were ready.

Worked on my French cleat wall, looking to get the basement workshop tidied up

“Satscapitally Screwed.” Used in a sentence: “Poor guy’s so satscapitally screwed he owes more in taxes than he originally spent on those coins.” I wrote about this phenomenon tongue and cheek a few years back and now I find myself Satscapitally Screwed😊

If I show my wifey what I vibe designed for my fishing and boat gear, she will put me to work