Stacking sats “Node Sweet Node”

🪙 “Node Sweet Node” (Bitcoin Parody of

Listen and make your own on Suno.

Bitcoin cattle ranch, where all the workers get paid in #Bitcoin 🍿 and all the calves get branded with the B and fed grass. Anyone???

Satoshi teed it up perfectly — all you had to do was stack and uphold the nobility of incorruptible money. But the moment you tasted a little fiat success, you traded proof of work for corporate perks and yield scams.

Remember when Bitcoin was “non-correlated”? 😂 Now every influencer and “educator” is working overtime to make sure it moves lockstep with the S&P. Almost like they’re being paid in fiat to bridge the gap.

It’s funny watching the same kids who once screamed “Not your keys, not your coins” now pitching “Bitcoin yield products” to the very institutions they swore to burn down. These were the early adopters — broke college rebels with zero exposure to TradFi, zero incentive to play nice. They built the foundation of self-sovereignty and open verification. But as soon as their fiat score started to matter — the house, the fund, the fancy letterhead — they traded freedom for fees. Now they’re all about “Bitcoin treasuries,” “yield opportunities,” and “capital efficiency.” Translation: “We can’t resist fiat gravity, so let’s wrap Bitcoin in debt and call it innovation.” It’s the same game, just new jargon. Custodial wrappers, rehypothecation, leverage on top of scarcity — a clown show pretending to be a monetary revolution. These people aren’t advancing Bitcoin; they’re extracting from it. They’re trying to turn an incorruptible system into another yield farm — one more layer of counterparty risk dressed up in orange marketing. Bitcoin doesn’t yield. It withholds. It teaches patience, discipline, and sovereignty. It rewards the doers, not the middlemen. So when I see these so-called “Bitcoin capital allocators” bragging about yield, I see the same old parasites — just with cooler merch and laser eyes. They didn’t join Bitcoin to escape the system. They joined to rebuild it in their own image, with themselves on top this time. Congratulations, gentlemen. You’ve turned freedom money into a financial product.

FF2K Jeopardy! 🧡 Category: Digital Scarcity for 1000 sats Answer: This type of investor puts faith in assets that aren’t absolutely scarce, self-custodied, or verifiable by their own node. Question: What is a Shitcoiner?

Vegas is ground zero for scumbags of all different classes.

Satoshi feared kicking the hornet’s nest. A decade later, Saylor bought the nest, tamed the hornets, and turned them into honey bees—buzzing for corporate yield instead of proof of work. These men are not the same.

Saylor really made the hornets forget “peer-to-peer cash” and start preaching “debt-to-equity capital.” Bitcoin: powered by proof-of-work, sold by proof-of-marketing.

Did Saylor recruit the Bitcoin media in its entirety?

Coffee by gas fireplace this morning, was chilly, not no more.

Feels like gold is starting to roll into #Bitcoin 🍿

Keeping score in dollars is like measuring your dick in Millimeters, it just sounds impressive

Stop valuing your Bitcoin in dollars. Start valuing your dollars in Bitcoin. It will scare the shit out of you.

I hate to be that guy, but someone’s gotta say it: Proof of Work is the only separation between money and the State. If you’re out here hunting “arbitrage,” “yield,” or “passive income,” you’re not early — you’re the product. Go work, add value, and stack your leftovers. Everything else is cope wrapped in scam.

I don’t think the influencer class understands proof of work. They think it’s a marketing model. It’s what sucked me in. I found something that could absorb all the hard work I could throw at it and it wouldn’t try and debase my efforts. It made me want to be better.

327,053 blocks later XAI brought Pigtoshi to life (2nd attempt at video post)

Bitcoin block #593,375 was mined on October 18, 2019 at approximately 12:50 PM UTC. Here’s a quick snapshot of that block: • Block height: 593,375 • Timestamp: 2019-10-18 12:50:03 UTC • Block reward: 12.5 BTC (pre-halving) • Block hash: 000000000000000000056ae90c948d77d9a1b9e4dc4ed92eaa7b41d1d6abfce3 • Halving epoch: 2nd halving cycle (reward = 12.5 BTC, before May 2020 halving)

Someone needs to create a Bitcoin Treasury company Vulture Fund. Sooner than later

Rumor has it, it’s not Saylor who is going on Rogan, it’s the guy that 250k worth of nickels.