Remember the Lightning Trust Chain in 2018? Imagine the 2025 version — a Corporate Bitcoin Trust Chain. Each company passes a Satoshi to the next, but first it must be locked under GAAP for 90 days and approved by Investor Relations.

Must be tough being a Satoshi trapped on a corporate balance sheet. Watching your friends live free on Lightning while you rot in GAAP prison.

Just listened to Saylor’s latest podcast with Scott Melker where he is pitching his fixed income instruments. Here is my Saylor like analogy of what he is doing and why it’s an attack on Bitcoin. Hope it resonates. Imagine a vast ocean where Bitcoin is the purest source of fresh water, requiring effort and risk to extract (volatility). If a bad actor builds a massive industrial plant on the coast that draws trillions of gallons of this water, filters it, mixes it with extremely potent energy drinks (the high yield and tax efficiency), and sells the packaged, labeled product through established supermarket chains (NASDAQ, S&P, Robinhood), the consumer gets instant satisfaction. However, the original motivation for seeking the untouched spring—its purity, decentralization, and ultimate scarcity—is lost, and the flow of capital that would have normally moved inland to the pure source is instead permanently diverted to the centralized, high-yield factory.

Saylor is stress testing the Bitcoin movement

IPO moment sounds plausible but for someone who has been obsessed with Bitcoin since 2017, The narrative has recently done a 180 degree turn. We went from not your keys not your coins to let someone else buy and hold the Bitcoin so you can get a steady yield. We went from stacking sats to treasury company’s are an amplified version of Bitcoin. I don’t think it’s an IPO moment, I think it’s a “we lost the narrative” moment.

Self sovereignty is my happy place. Bro

Don’t know what version is better, love them both

🪙 “Node Sweet Node” (Bitcoin Parody of

Listen and make your own on Suno.

Stacking sats “Node Sweet Node”

🪙 “Node Sweet Node” (Bitcoin Parody of

Listen and make your own on Suno.

Bitcoin cattle ranch, where all the workers get paid in #Bitcoin 🍿 and all the calves get branded with the B and fed grass. Anyone???

Satoshi teed it up perfectly — all you had to do was stack and uphold the nobility of incorruptible money. But the moment you tasted a little fiat success, you traded proof of work for corporate perks and yield scams.

Remember when Bitcoin was “non-correlated”? 😂 Now every influencer and “educator” is working overtime to make sure it moves lockstep with the S&P. Almost like they’re being paid in fiat to bridge the gap.

It’s funny watching the same kids who once screamed “Not your keys, not your coins” now pitching “Bitcoin yield products” to the very institutions they swore to burn down. These were the early adopters — broke college rebels with zero exposure to TradFi, zero incentive to play nice. They built the foundation of self-sovereignty and open verification. But as soon as their fiat score started to matter — the house, the fund, the fancy letterhead — they traded freedom for fees. Now they’re all about “Bitcoin treasuries,” “yield opportunities,” and “capital efficiency.” Translation: “We can’t resist fiat gravity, so let’s wrap Bitcoin in debt and call it innovation.” It’s the same game, just new jargon. Custodial wrappers, rehypothecation, leverage on top of scarcity — a clown show pretending to be a monetary revolution. These people aren’t advancing Bitcoin; they’re extracting from it. They’re trying to turn an incorruptible system into another yield farm — one more layer of counterparty risk dressed up in orange marketing. Bitcoin doesn’t yield. It withholds. It teaches patience, discipline, and sovereignty. It rewards the doers, not the middlemen. So when I see these so-called “Bitcoin capital allocators” bragging about yield, I see the same old parasites — just with cooler merch and laser eyes. They didn’t join Bitcoin to escape the system. They joined to rebuild it in their own image, with themselves on top this time. Congratulations, gentlemen. You’ve turned freedom money into a financial product.

FF2K Jeopardy! 🧡 Category: Digital Scarcity for 1000 sats Answer: This type of investor puts faith in assets that aren’t absolutely scarce, self-custodied, or verifiable by their own node. Question: What is a Shitcoiner?

Vegas is ground zero for scumbags of all different classes.

Satoshi feared kicking the hornet’s nest. A decade later, Saylor bought the nest, tamed the hornets, and turned them into honey bees—buzzing for corporate yield instead of proof of work. These men are not the same.

Saylor really made the hornets forget “peer-to-peer cash” and start preaching “debt-to-equity capital.” Bitcoin: powered by proof-of-work, sold by proof-of-marketing.

Did Saylor recruit the Bitcoin media in its entirety?

Coffee by gas fireplace this morning, was chilly, not no more.

Feels like gold is starting to roll into #Bitcoin 🍿

Keeping score in dollars is like measuring your dick in Millimeters, it just sounds impressive