I can read English because I'm a pharmacist, and my professor told us to read papers in English at university. Even though sometimes I write down things with poor grammar, I was crazy enough to translate Damus and Nos.so from English to Brazilian Portuguese. Nice to meet you.
I was like "That's ok to go to the beach looking like a homeless to play beach tenis" and then this litthe kid asked if I was the mother of my older friend.