I would like to extend my deepest apologies, when the bear said to me that preventing forest fires was my sacred duty, I didn't really take him seriously. I was just a kid at the time and it seemed ludicrous to me that the protection of the forest from fires would fall on me and me alone. Frankly, I've done almost nothing in all this time to stop forest fires aside from the basic fire safety caution. I now realize my grave error. I'm still not sure how I'm meant to do this. I assume it's some sort of a "chosen one" type thing. Was I supposed to have a medallion or something?

Listening to first graders talk about the OG games of Roblox...

#Detroit

The screen on my steam deck hasn't been working for months but it worked docked. I went to restart it today and the screen popped right on. 🤷

Plot idea: A superhero's identity is revealed by tracing a series of suspicious bets on an online betting site.

They just pushed back the restoration of my electricity by another day.

One of the downsides of having a homelab is that you're kinda screwed for content while you wait for DTE to restore power.

What having my lollipop eaten by an owl taught me about the value of evidence-based research.

The problem with standing right behind the dude in the wheelchair at the Suicide Machines show is that you are in constant fear of being pushed into him as the circle encroaches and sometimes you have to try to redirect the chick that is crowdsurfing right at you. I threw out my back.

The problem with putting 7 Ska bands on the same bill is that by the time you get to the headliners, you're too heat-stroke-y to really enjoy it. All in all, it was a blast.

This is a stupid rule. Especially since I can just cancel it and restart with the new amount.

"Close" actually counts in many more than just the two cases but the general expression is so useful that it's close enough without having to list them all out.

That Marie Kondo phrase is never truer than when you are trying to curate your pornography collection.

That woman that says "well, I never" has now. That's why you don't hear her say that anymore.

No matter how much comradery you feel, you will always just be "the user" to Claude.

Could Batman lift Mjolnir with enough prep time?

Thinking back to how Queensryche - Empire got me all "Yeah! We're not funding the cops enough" Ironically, that CD was practically my soundtrack to reading William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy. (I got them both at the same library)

I want a cbr reader that can use on-device AI to do that fancy zoom in on each of the sections of a comic intelligently for comics not bought through kindle and similar.

NIP developers, you know what to do.

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Remember: The Domino's delivery driver being unable to deliver the pizza on time had nothing to do with the location being in the sewer. He was late before he even arrived.