Could Batman lift Mjolnir with enough prep time?
Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?
Thinking back to how Queensryche - Empire got me all "Yeah! We're not funding the cops enough"
Ironically, that CD was practically my soundtrack to reading William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy. (I got them both at the same library)
A benefit of working from home is that the impact of forgetting that you have a 3-day weekend is greatly lessened.
No, I've never driven all the way to work before realizing that we all had the day off before. Why do you ask?
"Yes, I'm calling because when I try to set up autopay in the app, it gives an error and says I need to call in"
"OK, I can help you with that but as a reminder, if you ever need to set up autopay, you can always do it via the app"
The soda is 79 cents and the water is only a quarter but they both pair with the hot dog for a dollar fifty. Therefore, the combo with the water is kind of a rip off... I said, to myself, about the Costco hot dog.
In Australia, do the circle pits run clockwise?
You can't claim things are the same as it ever was and at the same time freak out about unfamiliar houses and wives.
Pick a lane.
The new #Steam controllers seem neat, but I wonder if they can run Doom.
My gummies have a serving size of 1/5th of a gummy.


For as fancy as #nushell is in so many ways, boy does it not let me get fancy when it come to loading commands into my environment at any time other than parse time.
I've been watching through the comedy, St. Denis Medical and the drama, The Pitt. I just switched from the comedy episode where the young, new guy is in a situation where he has to intently do chest compression and the I switched over to the drama version where a very similar situation played out in a very different way.
Thank you kind redditor for explaining how tf I'm expected to get in to replace the batteries on my TV's remote.
Idiocracy would be quite a bit different if it were made today. (Especially with the introduction of AI)
It's frustrating to hear teammates complain about how hard it is to do X despite me reminding them that I had a script to do X but no one would use it despite me pleading with them repeatedly to at least give it a try and I finally pulled it back out because it wasn't worth the maintenance cost if no one was going to use it but me and I already had a better option.
It is so freeing having a car with a working gas gage instead of constantly having to top off the tank and then reset the trip counter. I used to get nervous whenever I would let the car idle for any significant period of time that it would throw off my estimates just enough that I would end up running out of gas.
I'm in this limbo zone right now where I'm anxious to set off for downtown but I know that once I do, I'll be down there until late tonight and I want to be as well rested as possible for the concert tonight but I also don't want to waste my opportunity to walk around and do things.
I want spoiler tags for particular episodes of a show or for movies and then it would show the show and episode I'm talking about and you could choose to decrypt it.
If my follow list explodes due to Divine, I'm totally here for it.
For someone as miserly as I am, trips like this where everything you do is going to cost money are absolute torture.
It's always scary when your phone shuts off on the last leg of your trip trying to get back to your hotel in a strange city when you haven't memorized the name of the hotel or the address and it's after midnight and the bus you're on doesn't identify the stops in any way.