When you have a song stuck in your head so you turn on the music to drown it out but that very song comes on straight away.
Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?
If he is, no one would believe that Elon Musk is Batman.
#Batman (2016-) Issue 101
The worst thing about some woman full-on backing into you in the Checker's drive-thru and fucking up your front bumper is now you have to drive around looking like you're the asshole that's running into people.
Final Fantasy Logic:
NPC: Stay alert. Hope this helps. **hands Ether**
"you probably shouldn't laugh anymore"
#FinalFantasyX
#FinalFantasyX
This just seems like an entirely impractical uniform for playing underwater basketball in.
#FinalFantasyX
#FinalFantasyX
Ever notice the disconnect between the musical symbol used to denote a fart in cartoons and the actual length of the "note"?
Shows the person tooting out a 16th note when what you hear is more like a half note.
Since I've signed up for DC Universe Infinite, I've read All-In, Dark Knights Metal, Emperor Joker and I just finished Dark Knights Death Metal.
I'm feeling rather multiverse-d out.
Christmastime is so stressful. You have to make sure that you are snagging the free game from Epic every day.
I still find it funny that the settings pages for Github has a section just for developers.
Now that Steam has done a better job at allowing family members to access my game library from their own accounts, we need a good way for me to send my daughter her Stardew save file.
It's a shame that there's no word just for a group of collective nouns.
I'm waiting for the day when there's person who's only experience with "Elf on a Shelf" has been hearing the "You've heard of Elf on a Shelf..." memes.
Youtube Music's year-end review is kinda lame. I feel jealous of the Spotify users.
The United Healthcare page for "About Us" has an "Our Leadership" link, but it just sends you back to the home page.
#tunestr #Puscifer
I have to take my daughter's cat to the vet in the morning to have surgery to correct her hernia.
Can you imagine trying to convince a cat that they shouldn't have anything to eat after midnight?