Someone really wants into my Facebook account.
Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?
Harry Potter is just a rip off of The Wizard. Prove me wrong.
It's 2025, can we stop pretending it's an accident we've got the amount of berries we have?
I hate when people give both good and bad news in a message because then I don't know what emoji to react with.
In the remake, a bunch of kids calling themselves "The Goonies" would be taken a bit differently.
I think that Hot Pockets may be suffering from power creep. 
"It's very important that this gets done today so lets make sure that we're scheduling a 1-hour check-in meeting every two hours to make sure we're still on track"
@Kieran
As a heads up, I think there may be something funky with this repo wrt the default branch. Possibly others.
I just learned that I share a birthday Wesley Willis.
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
You may not like this fact, but considering the scarcity and the controversy surrounding it, buying Belle Delphine's bathwater was probably a good investment for those that bought it,
When reading a news article and you're wondering if it's satire or not, ask yourself if the person delivering the quote's name is a pun for something. That's usually a good tell.
A self-driving car that navigates to a charging station is really little different from a self-driving horse-led carriage stopping to eat hay.
The problem with Military time is that no one will accept you answering them asking what time it is with a 17:56 without a "Why do you gotta be like that?"
There's nothing sadder than picking through the system that you had just finished designing not too long ago and were quite proud of the effort of in an effort to prove out the validation for the even newer system that replaced everything.
There's something very hypnotic about watching nh rebuild your system after a big nixpkgs update. #nixos
The current emoji picker for #nostrudel is so good. This is the kind of picker I've been wanting on all the other apps I'm forced to use for whatever.
ugh
Doing the thing 
On one hand you get a bunch of new sales. On the other, everyone wants to film themselves paying for dinner.
I recently learned that the lyrics are actually "kiss from a rose on the grey" and not "grave" like I've thought all these years.
I'm not sure if that makes any more sense.