It must suck to be a lock manufacturer who sees a massive spike in sales but it's only from people buying them to demonstrate how ridiculously easy your locks are to shim open.

TIL that in the Android weather app, if you open the details for a city where rain is expected today, the phone will vibrate slightly simulating the rain.

I would be surprised if Germany didn't end up banning X.

Inb4 "Epstein did nothing wrong, actually"

Are prestige levels in idle clickers just karma?

Trying to log in with an empty password shouldn't count as a login attempt.

Meme coins getting rugged is a lot like sweating. When the coin suddenly evaporates it reduces the heat from the system allowing all the other operations to continue a bit longer. A coin dying releases that pressure of a million little hands fucking over one another all over the place until all those imbalances go poof in a smelly mess.

Do malware authors set up some sort of build automation to repeatedly and reliably apply each level of obfuscation, or is that sort of thing just YOLO across the board? #asknostr

I love jj as an interface to git, but I wish there was a way to say "You know what? I'm good. I no longer care about the alternate versions of any of these branches" without deleting `.jj` and scrubbing references in `.git`.

I wonder what role The Joker would have played in Dark Knight Rises had that been a thing.

I am too old to hang in the pit at a Suicide Machines show for long.

LFG #LessThanJake

Me: I'm going to fuck around and garbage collect as much as I possibly can. Also me: Oh shit, my browser is now acting like it was just now freshly installed and I have to log in to everything all over again. #nixos

We've likely reached the end of shadowy super hackers delivering their ominous warnings via voice modulator. It's AI video from here on out.

I wish there was a good, language-agnostic, editor-agnostic way to have comments with relative links to other source files in the same project and the editor will just do the right thing. If I just put my point on something that looks like a relative path and I hit the open file command, that path will be set as the default and it makes it really easy to include links to related files for easy navigation, but I haven't found anything that would work well for my co-workers using VS Code or similar.

Incubus "New Skin" and Paul Simon "Call Me Al" are the same song. Change my mind.

"Your Vitamin D is low" is doctor for "touch grass"

My Step-Nephew is growing up to look quite a bit like Luigi Mangione

Someone really wants into my Facebook account.

Harry Potter is just a rip off of The Wizard. Prove me wrong.