When you start to feel like you know someone because you recognize them from the suggested follows list.
Duck Nebuchadnezzar
_@duck1123.com
npub1g7ec...tp42
Duck's just this guy, you know?
#tunestr #ozzy
I gave up my 26 year High School reunion for Christian Ska tonight.
He says it's a ratocracy, yet he calls himself The Rat King
I want my signer to detect when I'm signing a replaceable event and just show me the diff.
Despite living in New York, the Turtles always seem to be eating hand-tossed pan pizza.
Anyway, having Detroit-style tonight.
In the season 2 episode "The Cat Woman of Channel Six", The Shredder puts a collar on a cat-girl version of April O'Neill to make her submissive towards him.
Someone's kinks obviously leaked onto the page with this one.
If anyone doubts my nerd cred. This is the Amazon shipment I just brought in. 
Have you ever met anyone who picks Leo as their favorite turtle?
It must suck to be a lock manufacturer who sees a massive spike in sales but it's only from people buying them to demonstrate how ridiculously easy your locks are to shim open.
TIL that in the Android weather app, if you open the details for a city where rain is expected today, the phone will vibrate slightly simulating the rain.
I would be surprised if Germany didn't end up banning X.
Inb4 "Epstein did nothing wrong, actually"
Are prestige levels in idle clickers just karma?
Trying to log in with an empty password shouldn't count as a login attempt.
Meme coins getting rugged is a lot like sweating. When the coin suddenly evaporates it reduces the heat from the system allowing all the other operations to continue a bit longer. A coin dying releases that pressure of a million little hands fucking over one another all over the place until all those imbalances go poof in a smelly mess.
Do malware authors set up some sort of build automation to repeatedly and reliably apply each level of obfuscation, or is that sort of thing just YOLO across the board?
#asknostr
I love jj as an interface to git, but I wish there was a way to say "You know what? I'm good. I no longer care about the alternate versions of any of these branches" without deleting `.jj` and scrubbing references in `.git`.
I wonder what role The Joker would have played in Dark Knight Rises had that been a thing.
I am too old to hang in the pit at a Suicide Machines show for long.