Fuck em - Future you

Proud to say that I am the first nostrich to zap buy dry rub from @Small Batch Steve. Can’t wait to try it out, great taste on the finger.

New ATHs, no zapathon, no texts from precoiners, no fomo on MSNBC, and I don’t have a half chub. Is this @Marty Bent ‘s super cycle?

I’ve had the zaps honey, syrup, soap, and now leather. My @Leathermint wallet came in today and let me tell you. The wrapping alone is a work of art. Great quality materials, clean stitching. Bravo! Consider getting yourself one, this thing is going to last. Can’t wait for wine by @Ben Justman🍷 this fall. @Oshi (推し) you’re next.

5 mgs does it for me. Dialed for the week ahead. Goodnight

Why the fuck do you need to scream on speaker phone in public?

Nowhere in my country should my wife and I need to hide jewelry and worry about our safety. Deport anyone with an IQ of under 80. If they all happen to be black…. Checks out. Time to demand our safety back

Is Dan a @M💡

All these mole rat things to the fookin gulag.

Most people don’t want real freedom. It takes a lot of work.

GN comrades. Rest is the truth.

Duck fat / tallow combo for frying my hasbrowns. Yall comrades need to try it.