Imagine being God on minute 9 of Elizabeth Holmes's prayers 😂

I make this bowl probably once a week or so with little tweaks, doesn't get old #foodstr

This pita bread for lunch is giving me life. I'm sure my coworkers will appreciate my post-lunch garlic sauce breath too 🧄🐲🧄

GM a joy in life is waking up to a bunch of notifs from happy Aussies 🔥🫂💜

I have been needing a new Oura ring for a while. I've been a customer since 2020, and they replaced my Gen 3 ring twice now for free. I contacted them and said my battery life is horrible. They offered €100 off a new Gen 4 or 5. I accepted. They emailed back and said because I'm a longtime supporter, they are upping it to €200 off. So I'm getting a new Gen 4 gold for €100 🥳

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These mixes are nice to work out to

My manager at work told me he really likes the way I work and would I be interested in more hours. Yeah mfer I'm smart af yw😎🤭

Ordered a new Casio. My first new cheap watch in eight years, and I couldn't be more excited 🥳

The @Only the Fattest Bears bear bot officially goes into hibearnation this week💤 ty to everyone again, it was fun 🙏🏼

GM I get all warm and cozy inside when I wake up to spam email sent to an isolated email, addressed to a random initial, knowing that if the hackers got anything, it's a physical address of a Private Mailbox rented by a business that has a registered agent and a VoIP 🥰☕

I wanna know how Cloudflare API keys could lead to an authentic Mailgun email. DNS? Or was the real Mailgun account used too? 🧐

Tfw you try to give yourself a leg up in the next election but then remember you fired everyone who could accomplish what you're asking for 💀

ProPublica

Trump Appointees Asked a Federal Cybersecurity Agency to Secretly Acquire a Voting Machine — and Hack It

Though not acted on, the request shows how the Trump administration has tried to use the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for its o...

Classy 💅🏼

WJCL

Documents: Ousted Savannah police officer gave ICE agent husband access to Flock system

Newly-obtained documents say a Savannah police officer shared her Flock credentials with her ICE-agent husband, who used them to conduct hundreds o...

If ever you don't know where to start when trying to hack something, try just "4" 💀

Scott Helme

Eight Bits of Trust; eMudhra's CA keys cracked in milliseconds

One of eMudhra's certificate authority private keys is the number 4. Not a number that starts with 4, or the number 4 followed by a few hundred ra...

From #shroomstr to #yumstr View quoted note →

Perfectly cooked salmon with parsnip purée and snow peas courtesy of @SGT.FISH 😋 and some crispy potatoes