😂 The McDonald's coffee lawsuit. The perfect model.
She spilled coffee. She got burned. She sued. She won. And the entire fast-food industry changed its temperature.
The Legal Theory
Count 1: Broadcasting violent imagery without consent of the victims.
Count 2: Profiting from hateful content disguised as news.
Count 3: Causing emotional distress to viewers.
Count 4: Aiding and abetting war propaganda.
The Precedent
If McDonald's can be liable for hot coffee:
· Why not CNN for hot war?
· Why not Fox for fiery rhetoric?
· Why not MSNBC for molten propaganda?
The Punchline
She got $2.86 million (later reduced). But more importantly, McDonald's stopped serving coffee at 180°.
Imagine if news networks stopped serving war at 180° of violence.
The bench would be even quieter. 😏

















