Bitcoin Takeover podcast stats for January 2026:
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Thank you all for listening! 🫡
Yes, the Epstein files are nice
But can we activate CTV + CSFS now?
Or OP_CAT? Great Script Restoration?
Anything at all that lets the builders create the next use case that brings users and investors?
This is the most concerning thing I’ve read in the Epstein files:
Plotting to control Bitcoin development.
Finding a power vacuum when the Foundation shut down in order to grab the top 3 developers.
Possibly influencing development for the next few years.
If you’re going to listen to one podcast episode this weekend
Check out my recent interview with Paul Sztorc
In which he talks about the multiple Bitcoin derangements
This will help you understand why the market is so red and 17 years later we still can’t make banks obsolete
https://www.youtube.com/live/GMX_Agbe-9w?si=5xwFAOcn4U23fkVX
Had a dream that bitcoin crashed to $100 and the alts were in the single digits
Michael Saylor had deleted his account
Everyone was freaking out, wondering if this is the end. Should they buy the 99% dip or short it to 0?
But I was feeling hopeful that we can finally rebuild
genuinely happy that gold is finally having its moment
honestly unsurprised that bitcoin hasn’t replaced it as the preferred store of value in times of financial uncertainty
it’s only been 17 years and we still have a lot of stuff to figure out: scaling, privacy, contracts, quantum resistance, user experience for self custody, education and honest narratives about what this is and what it’s supposed to do
not too late for bitcoin to get replaced by a better design either
Bitcoin needs more awkward nerds and schizophrenic geniuses
Fewer sleazy suits, self confident conference speakers, and self help book salesmen
It’s the nerds who stop mid sentence during podcasts because they had an eureka moment and lose their train of thought who make BTC great
> there was no demand for an internet currency for payments, so we turned bitcoin into a store of value
> tether has about 2x the volume of btc on a daily basis
usdt is the ultimate blind spot for the maxi cult
how to use the quantum craze to crash the bitcoin price:
1. find 2009 miner who is not satoshi
2. buy his 50 btc utxo for 10x the spot price
3. short btc on exchange
4. move the 50 btc to a new taproot address
5. pay a journalist to publish a piece about quantum computer stealing satoshi’s bitcoin
6. profit
7. rinse and repeat with diminishing returns until bitcoin replaces ecdsa with post-quantum signatures
The year is 2026 and the Bitcoin virtue signalers are still talking about spam, filters, and for some reason Udi Wertheimer
I thought last year’s battle was ridiculous (and chose to spend my time studying Zcash instead)
but it seems like we’re amping up for another round of dumb analogies and screaming at Bitcoin users for not choosing the orthodox path
Bitcoin Takeover podcast is sort of like Bob Dylan’s “Renaldo and Clara”:
LONG
Except that Dylan launched a rather overindulgent 4-hour film only once in his life
I launch a 4-hour podcast pretty much every week 🥹
Bitcoin Core devs be like:
“here’s a new version of our software. It doesn’t add any significant features, but it might have a bunch of bugs that we will fix in upcoming releases”
Early 2000s joke that I remember hearing from Romanian politician Mircea Geoana:
An American visits Romania and starts bragging:
“In the US we have lots of famous people. Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Stevie Wonder!”
“Well, here in Romania we have no jobs, no hope, no wonder!”