Stoked to play poker with Bitcoiners online next week 🃏🍻

Antique Copper ₿ Pin coming to the store soon along with 2 other new colors!

Watch your step!

They won't be incentivised to arrest people they don't like to seize their Bitcoin for the SBR, right?

Love the new pod logo @MartyBent @ODELL

My balls!

Check out @pleb 's big white cock #cocktoberfest

The shitcoiner at the meetup 5 minutes after we all tell them "No, I just have Bitcoin" and move on to playing with lightning wallets.

It's 58 bips due to inflation

1. Get your #Bitaxe case from @CryptoCloaks™ 2. Get your fancy real wood veneer faceplate for your @CryptoCloaks™ Bitaxe case from @BtcPins btcpins.com/product/bitaxe… More woods & materials soon!

I was making good progress on a new Woocommerce / @npub155m2...dcvg plugin when Lunanode went down tonight. So it's an affiliate app. People can earn sats shilling my store. That's not the cool part though. 1. No need to create an account on my site. All you do is take your lightning address and encrypt that with a public key I provide, add it to my store URL. I'll have a page that makes that easy, but you can verify it or do it yourself 👍 The URLs it makes are pretty long, but that's a later problem. 2. When someone buys something after following your link, the plugin decrypts the referral URL, calculates the payout, then sends some API calls to my @npub155m2...dcvg to create a Pull Payment then a Payout Request for that. Then Btcpayserver sends the payment to the lightning address. 3. The plugin confirms that was all done and adds some notes to the order so it doesn't get paid twice. I'm making this mainly because I hate marketing and want others to do it for me. Also I don't want to have to deal with tracking orders and paying people manually. Set it and forget it.

Oh. That's nice. Cheers Nostr 🍸 #whiskeystr

Zapvertising 👍 Orders should start rolling in any minute now. . .

Just deployed a fresh @npub155m2...dcvg during my lunch hour, from my phone. Connected my DNS and my external LND node. Resetup NIP05 address, lightning address for zaps. Ready to connect to the shop as soon as blocks sync. Practice setting up and using the tools. It will make maintaining them easier and you'll be able to help if someone needs it.

Fuck yeah 🃏

Nailed Round 1 of this Yahtzee tournament! Let's fuckin goooooooooo