We only do school 3 days a week and he's far more advanced than any 1st grader I've met. View quoted note →

My face is leaking. The amount of onions you have to cut to make a good genovese is terrible 😂

The water running down my face as I make pasta genovese is wild

"Why are you brainwashing your kids?!" No dummy, why are you letting the state brainwash them? View quoted note →

Me getting a political text every 37 minutes over the last month View quoted note →

WHAT KIND OF CHERRY IS THAT!? - Lil ragamuffin after eating a maraschino cherry.

I need some electriclights, I'm dehydrated

Anybody got an English version of this? View quoted note →

Mushroom before Mushroom after!! This is going to make an excellent gift!

Is it me or does this guy seem to get off on the idea of people burning for eternity? Don't get me wrong, I know its a sad end for a lot of people, but like dang dude, im not happy about it. Christ IS NOT happy about it. But then there's this guy that seems to be WAY more interested in talking about people ending there than actually helping them avoid it. View quoted note →

Apparently using "thee" in modern day makes one more pious and holy.