"haha he tanked the economy are you still happy he won?" yes. you are suffering the consequences of shitting up our escapism with your messaging. frankly I'd have been disappointed if he *didn't* tank the economy. please enjoy your lesson, and remember that you will be repeating the course until you pass.

why tf this vet's office hold message giving me the complete backstory of every doctor on site?

"Lemme get uhhhhhhhh Richard stallman in the style of an original hand-drawn sonichu comic"

>lenovo wifi security is monitoring your connection. rwx is compliant Is it now? I happen to know that I didn't configure the ciphers properly on that AP and the *ONLY* device I own that warns me about that is my iPad so what "compliance" checks are you fucking running?

Babe, it's 4pm, time to connect another home appliance to the public Internet!

Remembering the time zonk and I were walking through this park and there's some chick on the path heading the opposite direction, dyed hair and problem glasses and piercings and everything, and she's like "hello gentlemen" in the most loaded condescending way she possibly could Like is she mad because she thinks we wanna fuck her or is she mad because she knows we won't fuck her? Idunno, maybe we should have been holding hands like the gays on TV

Just by the way this is why I push back on the people "fighting to make spaces inclusive for everyone" Bevause those people are lying to you. If they weren't lying, they wouldn't be straight up allowing the systematic bullying of autistic people and then calling said autists "trolls" when they ask why the anti-bullying rule is not being enforced and citing concrete examples of a double standard. You didn't want an inclusive space. You wanted the power to remove people who disagree with you.

Moderation for r/ekkomains continues to be **very** ableist, by referring to a neurodiverse individual asking for them to enforce their anti-bullying rule against people making fun of that individual for their neurodiversity, as a troll. Bevause there's no such thing as autism, guys. Everyone on the spectrum is just trolling normies. Normally I would be the *last* person making a point about inclusivity, but they're *literally* doing the thing. To be clear: People call me ableist slurs on that sub and nothing is done about it until maybe the 4th round of back and forth with moderation. And it's entirely possible it's site admins taking action, not the sub mods.

>new email >from plebbit mods nope. not opening. I'm going to bed and that shit can wait until tomorrow. There's no way in hell it's good news, at *best* it's gonna be awkward as fuck, just no.

There was video floating around of this one dude literally digging in his ass with his bare hands and wiping them on some dude's car Either somehow all of these people who a decade ago would have done anything for a tesla have forgotten they all have cameras, or they are so convinced they're in the right that they don't care about being identified But like come on, you literally dug shit out of your own ass in broad daylight and wiped it on someone's car.

Holy shit these people are actually insane Like fuck if you're gonna do that shit go Luigi the guy directly, don't burn random people's shit like a pussy https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/s/l6oTiUQcJF

Because zoomers don't know how to change a tire. Nobody ever made a dance for it.

I can't walk into retail establishments as just some guy anymore. All I see is "that's not PCI compliant", "that UPS has nothing plugged into it", "that drop has like 5 inches unsheathed and untwisted", "someone left that MDF just hanging open"

Your fault for hiring zoomers instead of professionals. Not a single millennial I know has gotten a single callback for any sort of job in the past five years. Let that sink in.

Tag someone who would sneak back in line to get government agents to inspect their anus again.

You can now be left on read by a computer.

I knew it. I fucking knew it.