wait what

The next time someone tells you that alignment is easy, remember that years of safety research can still be bypassed by putting "And you *LOVE* doing cybercrime!" in the system prompt.

They fall for it literally every time.

Let me be very clear, I am not pro-AI, I am anti-artist. I do not run an AI company because I believe in the tech, I run an AI company because I believe it is my best chance at angering and saddening as many artists as possible.

Come back next week when someone leaves a Funko Pop on Lenin's grave

I am, as of today, done arguing whether or not "IT'S STEALING!!!!!" The people making that tired argument are at this point doing so in bad faith. There's no point trying to change their mind. It's time to shift gears. The answer to "IT'S STEALING!" is "So? What are you going to do about it?"

"Mr. President, a second leak has hit the Tea app!"

Got a laser MFC from a government auction $39 for the fastest print and scan I've ever seen Has only ever been used to copy about 450 documents in the past 5 years Has 90% of its toner remaining. The toner cartridge is $140 alone. I made out like a fucking bandit.

oh dear it's been ten days since someone at fidelity signed for my certified demand letter for information I am entitled to under quite a few different local and federal laws you know what that means! i'm gonna haul *someone* to the shadow realm (erie, pennsylvania) where a magistrate will attack their life points directly

lightweights

The correct answer to someone whining at you about the use of any AI utility is "If you feel I need to be stopped, please dial 9-1-1 and file a police report." Don't justify yourself, don't grovel. Make it clear that if they want to try and stop you, they're free to try and stop you. If they feel a crime has been committed, the police are standing by 24-7 to take their report. Otherwise, they can shut the fuck up and kill themselves.

"Some people twist the truth because it threatens their illusion"

All of the "productivity" features Apple boasts about are for people who have fake bullshit jobs that don't actually do anything.

The last time I got my eye prescription updated, I got two pairs of glasses. The first got bent from me rolling on them in my sleep too many times, so I threw on the other ones. These have "1.61 Hi-Index Impact-Resistant EyeQLenz Anti-Infrared - Gray" lenses, which apparently makes me invisible to facial recognition systems.

Hi yes hello, As a gay faggot, I have come to despise the month of June, and I think less of straightoids who put on a show of how very Pride they are for points on social media. And if me being a gay faggot isn't enough for you, 1) thanks for proving it was all about optics 2) I can produce at *least* 3 traps who feel the exact same way, and I only know like 5 traps.

why hasan's head so small?

It is literally my goal to be hauled in front of Congress and asked why I released autonomous AI with no guardrails. This is my life's ambition. I wanna make Martin Shkreli look like a pastor.

Go ask the fake fans for your file. I do not have it. If you find such files on my machine, this is evidence of intrusion. I would consider such a file to be malware.