She is back. One evening, with people over and the room full of noise, she secretly motioned her into a closet when no one was looking. She pinned her arms above her head with her right hand, while her left revealed a Lovense Lush. Leaning close, she whispered: “This one is going in you before we head to the riverside bar.” “But… but you can’t possibly do it now, I’m not ready,” the roommate tried to protest meekly. She only smiled, tightened her grip on her wrists, and ordered: “Then you’d better tell me how to get you wet with one hand before anyone finds us.” It was almost like Seven Minutes in Heaven - except this time, she was the only one in the compromising position. Shirt half pulled up, breasts groped, a shiver running through her. A single moan slipped out - barely the beginning of what the evening would demand. #nsfw #writing View quoted note →

I kinda dig Mullvad VPN and their account authentication approach. The sole thing you need is an account number. That's it. No password, no KYC, just a random number. Makes you feel like you are in a Swiss bank picking up Nazi gold (only in a good way) or like you are in a 007 movie. Sad this approach isn't more widespread. #grownostr

Made grilled cheese with a side of salad from baked potatoes, tomatoes, radish, spring onion, partly sourced from soon-to-be last harvest from our garden. #foodstr #forHer

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These scenes always evoke pictures of old-style harems in my mind, where concubines had to resort to clever tricks to satisfy themselves out of boredom (don't know where I read that though). View quoted note →

GM ☕🌞 (can't put my finger on what I like about this photo...could definitely put a tongue on it though)

Being able to undress in two swift motions IS a special ability, and when HR asks for 'unique skills' on the form, then gives you that look during the interview...

It's striking how inverted our Maslow pyramids are with my wife. She needs everything to be in order so she can enjoy intimacy, I need to enjoy intimacy to have everything in order. #drunkstr

Making buns with ham and radishes for dinner, thinking about Her in some elaborate fantasy story, cooking on autopilot...dang it. I have put mustard on the buns when kids specially pleaded with me to use ketchup. Oh well, scrape the mustard and eat it too because I hate throwing food out. Eh... #invisiblesubburden Oh well,... I believe some gals definitely had worse.

Should I post more image content? On one hand I konda dig nsfw text based wall, on the other, images! 🤩 #asknostr

Hey, you... yes you, psst, I have a secret that I haven't told anyone. When I leave something with weight (like an event, special place) and get on a bus, train, whatever, I buy a snack for the ride. Waffle and cheap ice coffee, the kind that has more sugar than coffee, and just sip, munch and bathe in melancholy. You are the first one that knows this, so that makes us #conspirators #nostrect (like nostr and secret, get it? 😄)

Planted a seed in Her garden and got pretty messy during that 😏 Ok, it wasn't exactly a seed, more like a full-blown flower... donated by her sister... and it was an actual garden outside, not...you know, other kinds of gardens, but still, #itsthethoughtthatcounts

Morning idea for manga/romcom. Gal that is romantically pursued by a boy somehow tells him before he could ask her to marry him he would first have to get pegged by her five friends (one of which is as vanilla as one can get). Why? Maybe it was akin to saying 'when will hell freeze,' maybe she really doesn't like him and wanted him to fuck off and he realizes that during pursuing her friends, maybe it's some occult thing and ancient curse, maybe she thought that he would never grow on her but now she started believing it too but since she is a princess in disguise subscribed to an honorary code never to break a promise she now must help him chase the whole gang down. Could run for a season... or four. #sixseasonsandamovie

I need to build a little atypical shelf. Oh, ancient dilemma: do I buy good specialized tools for things I need, that I will probably only use once, but the result will be a lot better (hopefully), or do I wing it and then spend the rest of eternity wondering why the fuck didn't I splurge for good tools (but it works and it's waaay cheaper and quicker too). #dillema #diy

So I listen to a broad spectrum of music, most of it quite niche I admit. One of them is a synthwave project Futurecop, that just released a new album that fills one with faux nostalgia for times that haven't actually transpired. Also synthwave/retrowave have strong cyberpunk/VCR era/simpler times/anime Japan vibes, which together with a posts from @纪唯一 and a little bit of alcohol revives my plans to do some idle game of running a brothel inspired by Nakagin Capsule Tower. #drunkstr Futurecop:

NewRetroWave

Wind, Town & Flowers, by Futurecop!

12 track album