Having a crack in the corner of my lip. Don't know what bothers me more, the nudges of pain, or that it's due to cold air and not Her trying to make me deepthroat a knotted dildo. 🤔 #CurrentlyNotHavingThat

"Horse simulator machine that able to simulate real horse movement in real time" Good for horsing around...

So octopuses can control each of their tentacles with pretty good articulation. But imagine, if you will, more tentacles - evolution would dedicate some of the brain matter, or even make a new one, so they act more autonomously, like breathing: you can control it, but it mostly works on its own. Now stretch that a little further. After you commit enough fertility related rituals, the eldritch goddess actually steps down, tired of all the noise, and decides to live among us. Oh, and yeah, She has tentacles. A lot of them. And they kind of act on their own and/or on subconscious desires. Being groped through the day is the norm rather than a thing to beg for. And when She dreams? Well, better be ready for some tentaclious action. Would that be a reason to leave or rather to stay? #NotReallyQuestionsYouDirtyMinds

GM ☕🌥 (Usually trying to steer clear of so much explicit / vulgar nudity for the GM, but come on, let’s be real, high socks, beautiful eyes, and the whole sweater up, birthday suit down contrast? Hard to pass on)

Given how cheap that would be to make, thinking about making a PoC relay implementation with the sole purpose of researching how susceptible clients are to showing the pattern View quoted note →

Currently refusing all sign-in requests from relays on Amethyst. But I am also using Wisp and Jumble, which it seems sign in automatically. So I guess my connection pattern is burned already. Shame, but at least I no longer have to look for an app that supports good npub switching.

There is something different about this necklace and I can't pinpoint what 🤔

I mean, we could learn from them. This and the glowing spine during sex thing for sure. Maybe even the world domination (as long as I am Her world). (I would also be in for substituting “As you wish” #EveryGoddessIsPrincessToo)

In English you say "she has a face that would launch a thousand ships and booty to match", but in Slavic languages you say "she’s blood and milk", and I think that’s beautiful.

Me: they said that when you get older, you have to pick your battles. I picked a shortstack nerdy curvy librarian (glasses stay on) who's doing field research about death by snu-snu. So far I got no invitation nor info about when we are supposed to meet. Is this a scam or what? Them: sir, this is a Wendy's

She's pretty wreck

May have ventured through the rabbit hole about candaulism, and here are a few anecdotes: It’s named after a king showing off his wife to his bodyguard. He didn’t get consent, she found out, and told the bodyguard to either kill the king or be killed himself. Welp, at least they made it into the history books. Extramarital sex used to be called “criminal conversation”, abbreviated crim. con. I just need that to be used in some B-rated movie by an underground hacker / history nerd putting out innuendos about flirting and planning to take the system down. Sir Richard Worse-than-sly, exposing his wife’s bottom; - O fye! A still from Il merlo maschio / The Male Blackbird, one of the earliest films where candaulism is explored (a cello player starts, consensually, showing off his wife as a target of proxy admiration towards him)

Randomly got sad about a late image sharing site. There was one sort of strong local community dedicated to candaulism. The immediacy made the experience something else. Sadly almost all such places deteriorated, since image sharing always attracts the wrong crowd.

Tired without a reason

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The universe is - yet again - sending me signs to start drawing

Using a new antiperspirant spray and it’s like smelling someone surprisingly close a few times a day. Strangely stimulating. Reminds me of an article I read about a mistress using different perfumes / scented creams to anchor certain types of actions. Must be nice when two kinks collide.