I don't often find myself to nod along with religious figures but... View quoted note →

#mood for some nature sightseeing

Today's random trivia: similar to the saying 'you can't have your cake and eat it too,' there exists a proverb: 'you can't both have a dick in your ass and your soul in heaven. ♥

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Women have no idea... (mostly)

After a long pause I suddenly crave to add #shisha to my usual palette of substance abuse. Wonder if She would be in the mood to fill Her mouth too tonight.

They do exist! ...or so I have been told. #🦄

So first few weeks behind me, new growth should be seriously dampened, but it's hard to tell because even normally it's few and far between. Researched some studies on the subject and it seems perfectly safe, and even beauty salons offer this method, so I don't worry about this. Will check in in a few weeks, but so far, so good. cc @Vyram Kraven View quoted note →

Ever since I changed my bio to 'this is my swamp,' interactions have plummeted. Surprised so many people both read the bio regularly AND are adamant Shrek believers who chose to obey the spirit of the sign out of respect. That or shitposting...

Maybe I should write myself app that would send me ai generated suggestive selfies 🤔

Yeah, I have sweet tooth too...

Is there any web/plugin/client that allows creations of kind 9802 (highlights) from URL? read.withboris.com supports only longform notes it seems 🤔 #asknostr

Found this in some gallery labeled "Gender traitor". It gives hints of conditioning, hypnosis and bunch of other vibes I like.

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Foggy weather again 🥰 Makes me curious if I like fog because it's reminiscent of old PC games that just lacked the power to render the whole world and had to cull render distance somehow. And seeing it now just brings nostalgic memories of simpler times.

OK, gotta admit, that feeling kinda grows on you. But since I am slightly masochistic, I don't think the general populace will have the same reaction. So it's still bad product design. View quoted note →

What kind of moron puts a cooling compound into SENSITIVE shaving gel, c'mon! My crotch feels like I've been fucking snowwomen day and night. #shaving #subproblems

Quick morning intimacies with the missus. What started just by Her exploring my poking tool turned out with Her laying on Her back and having a joyful almost-fistful experience. Still, She wanted me to get off, we found what would work for us both—submissive enough for me, while Her getting Her tummy sprayed as She wanted. She just held Her half-closed fist and had me hump it, lubed mostly by Her own wetness and with only a dash of coconut oil for the finale. 😊