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Subema
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Welcome to my swamp. Enter at your own risk. The author doesn't bite, but is known to occasionally try to lick. Subema means "someone who likes submissiveness". Mostly memes, slice of life, #flr wannabe, #nsfw friendly (images tagged, text not).
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Subema 2 months ago
Easter morning, breakfast talk about what and why this celebration is about (only minor infodumping about the role of religion as a medieval forming force). We try to pass these customs/traditions in the most agnostic form, like there is a book with those stories and some people believe them in some form at least. And that there are multiple religions, but given the history, we tend to celebrate the Christian ones. ๐Ÿ‘ง: I have a belief too! The Earth is the body of a big spider with red eyes, and when he dances to "I Like to Move It," we get earthquakes, and when he coughs, a volcano erupts! #parentstr #dancingspiderevangelist
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Subema 2 months ago
Yay! I am not an adult content! Not sure if I should celebrate because my nites are being backed up, or if I should consider it a personal failure ๐Ÿค” View quoted note โ†’
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Subema 2 months ago
Unless they find the "other" browser, that's it ๐Ÿ˜… image
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Subema 2 months ago
Date idea: send kids to a sleepover at grandparents', pick up painting supplies, paint a picture with significant other, have an LLM psychoanalyze your results. image
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Subema 2 months ago
Forgot how hot wax can actually get. And I always thought that beeswax is on the softer/less hot side. (Just ADHDing with a candle while watching Zima Blue with wifey.)
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Subema 2 months ago
OK, so my deck of gals that could kidnap me in a romantic way and show me their world now officially contains castle keepers. Maybe it's because they are usually history students on a part-time job/curriculum, know all the hidden corners of the castle, can be there after opening hours, and have keys both to the dungeon and the costume rental, so you can roleplay a prison break right into Her Majesty's bedroom. So that makes them join librarians in the deck. Would think that trail keepers would also make the cut, but I am wary of the lack of water. ๐Ÿค”
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Subema 2 months ago
Having kids in the household is like giving the universe a free nat 20 for random shenanigans. Would complain it's not fair, but nobody promised me that it would be. #parenstr
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Subema 2 months ago
Dammit, beers tonight were high octane for sure. I can smell colors and clean Augean stables single-handedly. #drunkstr
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Subema 2 months ago
And it was NOT my fault! Quick #5pushups before the rest of the family comes home. Will be making small dinner snack for kids as they ate at grandma's. Also, She asked if I have been naughty when I was home alone. Curious #why. #squirrelenergy View quoted note โ†’
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Subema 2 months ago
Getting out of #drunkstr earlier. It was fine, a little generic - cars, Lego, homeowner stuff - but that's what you get with guests. But I have to get hands on a computer, someone might have skipped the deploy check and done cleaning the house instead, and it shows. #libidofault
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