The real flex is being married to a person that you actually like!

I'm not a fan of this guy and I don't support the concept of royalty, but that being said, it baffles me that people go after Prince William for his looks. Dude is hot! 🔥 Balding is not unattractive. A bit of grey is not unattractive. It's age appropriate and I'm in my 40's. He looks amazing!

Y'all ever tried to parallel park in one of those fancy half automated cars? I was driving a friends fancy car in the city the other day and had to parallel park and the thing wouldn't stop beeping at me. It's like 'you are very close to something in the front right side!'... 'and now you are very close to something in the back left side!!!' ...'OMG OMG now you are very close to two things!! VERY CLOSE! VERY CLOSE!' And I'm like bro shut up! How does such a smart car not know how parallel parking works?!?! Very annoying, but pretty funny.

I've probably had too much internet for one day...

I've spent too much time on LinkedIn... I'm now going to refer to myself as a dynamic leader 💅 ...a dynamic leader who will now collaborate with key stakeholders while being an international keynote speaker.

So many cowardly misogynists in my comments lately. If I post anything supporting women not being abused in the world they will show up to try to find some flaw in what I said. If I post anything critical of patriarchy they will find some reason to lay into me and accusing me of being hateful. And when I finally just ask them if they support patriarchy… poof, they disappear. Until the next post of course. Utter fucking cowards. Just come out and say you want the world to be a straight male dominated hierarchy! And yes I am certainly going to tell you to fuck off and block you. But geez dude, it’s just social media. Have the courage of your convictions.

Excuse me while I sound like a hideous bitch for a moment. I was born with a good amount of intelligence. I don’t deserve credit for that, it just happened. But also over the years I’ve developed quite a lot of knowledge, and perspective, and emotional regulation and maturity. That I do deserve credit for. When I feel like it, when I’m in the mood, I just run circles around people. And generally it’s not that I’m smarter, although I often am, it’s more that I’m aware of what I’m thinking and feeling and I know how to listen to those signals. I notice when I’m falling into a silly trap. I know when I’m full of shit and I can stop myself from saying dumb indefensible things. And I’m capable of at least feigning being cool and collected. So, sometimes, I just calmly hit people with facts and perspectives that I know will bug them. And I back them into corners, etc. until they work themselves up into a little ball of anger and call me names or stomp off. And that amuses me. So look I’m not a sociopath, I’m just sometimes a bit of a bitch and I’m trying to tell you, intelligence is great, but if you are unregulated, if you are a jumble of unprocessed emotions, then you are vulnerable to having people run circles around you. You are vulnerable to being yanked around for other people’s amusement. And note that repressed emotions are not regulated emotions. The repressed people are like little bombs and they are the easiest to set off.

“To blame feminism for the decline of the traditional family is to admit that the old ways relied on women’s oppression to sustain it.”

In some ways men are far more socially repressed than women are. ...they can't even paint their nails without massive social shame. Yikes.

“Winning” at life isn’t accumulating things and titles and fame, it’s about who you become. Are you someone that you respect? Now we’ve all heard this a 1,000 times and we all know it, but I gotta tell you, life is dramatically better when you actually start living like you know this. The anxiety relief is epic! When “winning” isn’t dependent on someone else liking me or doing what I want them to do, but only dependent on the choices I make around that situation… then my “winning” is 100% in my control. Do you see that? If you measure only by your choices then you can “win” in absolutely ANY situation! That is pretty fucking cool!