The real flex is being married to a person that you actually like!

I'm not a fan of this guy and I don't support the concept of royalty, but that being said, it baffles me that people go after Prince William for his looks. Dude is hot! 🔥 Balding is not unattractive. A bit of grey is not unattractive. It's age appropriate and I'm in my 40's. He looks amazing!

Y'all ever tried to parallel park in one of those fancy half automated cars? I was driving a friends fancy car in the city the other day and had to parallel park and the thing wouldn't stop beeping at me. It's like 'you are very close to something in the front right side!'... 'and now you are very close to something in the back left side!!!' ...'OMG OMG now you are very close to two things!! VERY CLOSE! VERY CLOSE!' And I'm like bro shut up! How does such a smart car not know how parallel parking works?!?! Very annoying, but pretty funny.

I've probably had too much internet for one day...

I rapidly diagnose inefficiencies.

I turn product visions into roadmaps.

I'm passionate about key decision making to drive growth for stakeholders.

I am now doing strategic decision making. You're welcome.

I've spent too much time on LinkedIn... I'm now going to refer to myself as a dynamic leader 💅 ...a dynamic leader who will now collaborate with key stakeholders while being an international keynote speaker.