Meanwhile bitcoin: View quoted note →

A sad day for Kopimists. 😭 View quoted note →

Me: "Is there a seahorse emoji?" ChatGPT: "Yes! 🐠 There is a seahorse emoji: 🐠🪼 actually correction: the official Unicode emoji for seahorse is 🐠🐡? Wait let me clarify: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? No—let’s be precise. The official seahorse emoji is: 🐠 🪼? Hold on—here’s the exact one: 🪼 = jellyfish 🐠 = fish 🦑 = squid 🦐 = shrimp 🦞 = lobster 🐡 = blowfish 🐬 = dolphin 🐳 = whale ✅ The seahorse emoji is: 🐠 Wait let me double check properly. The actual Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐠? No. The correct one is: 🦄? No that’s unicorn. Okay final: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? Correction: It does exist and looks like this: 🐠🪼? Let me confirm properly: The official Unicode seahorse emoji is: 🦄? no. 🦑 is squid. The real seahorse emoji is 🐠? Wait—I’ll stop confusing: ✅ The correct emoji is: 🦄? Sorry—quick final check: The seahorse emoji exists and looks like this: 🦄."

When the men in suits show up and ask why you sent zapped from your unapproved lightning wallet, instead of going through your IBIT portal to do so: View quoted note →

"Ser, you know when you said you'd support our first amendment right to self-custody? This wasn't what we had in mind..." View quoted note →

WOOF. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

OwO View quoted note →