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We're nearing the point where I'm going to have to set a keyboard shortcut for "🤡🌎". View quoted note →

Just completed a cycle with RUNSTR! 🚴💨 ⏱️ Duration: 01:24:27 📏 Distance: 12.96 mi 🚴 Speed: 9.2 mph 🔥 Calories: 1252 kcal 🏔️ Elevation Gain: 384 ft 📉 Elevation Loss: 351 ft #RUNSTR #Cycling

*Fed cuts rates* Bitcoin:

Yo @Rizful.com! Testing out your wallet and just claimed pup@rizful.com! Any chance I could get a test zap? Really curious to see how these browser notifications work. 💜🐕

GM! It's a beautiful morning and I have a new @THE Bitcoin Podcast episode with @Lawrence Lepard to listen to! 🌞💜🐕 https://fountain.fm/episode/zcAlc4csTun2cGVRIa54

Meanwhile bitcoin: View quoted note →

A sad day for Kopimists. 😭 View quoted note →

Me: "Is there a seahorse emoji?" ChatGPT: "Yes! 🐠 There is a seahorse emoji: 🐠🪼 actually correction: the official Unicode emoji for seahorse is 🐠🐡? Wait let me clarify: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? No—let’s be precise. The official seahorse emoji is: 🐠 🪼? Hold on—here’s the exact one: 🪼 = jellyfish 🐠 = fish 🦑 = squid 🦐 = shrimp 🦞 = lobster 🐡 = blowfish 🐬 = dolphin 🐳 = whale ✅ The seahorse emoji is: 🐠 Wait let me double check properly. The actual Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐠? No. The correct one is: 🦄? No that’s unicorn. Okay final: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? Correction: It does exist and looks like this: 🐠🪼? Let me confirm properly: The official Unicode seahorse emoji is: 🦄? no. 🦑 is squid. The real seahorse emoji is 🐠? Wait—I’ll stop confusing: ✅ The correct emoji is: 🦄? Sorry—quick final check: The seahorse emoji exists and looks like this: 🦄."

When the men in suits show up and ask why you sent zapped from your unapproved lightning wallet, instead of going through your IBIT portal to do so: View quoted note →

"Ser, you know when you said you'd support our first amendment right to self-custody? This wasn't what we had in mind..." View quoted note →