IMO people who unironically use the term "sheeple" are usually sheeple
Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I just set up LightningTipBot on Telegram to replace Wallet of Satoshi, and it's very cool! If anyone wants to zap me 1 sat to test it, I'd be grateful 😋
If you have a hot tub can we be frens?
I'm not sure if Nostr is the right place to talk about how fucking horny I am
I've never told you this, but I have a porn Twitter account with nearly 20k followers. I'm considering starting a porn Nostr account to spread the word of decentralized social media and permissionless money, but I don't think y'all could handle it.
Going off of SSRIs because being unable to feel anxiety doesn't seem right. Sometimes anxiety is helpful.
We are so back
Some guy who blocked me in 2021 because I'm unvaccinated just accidentally killed himself from autoerotic asphyxiation.
I'm not that sad about it tbh
Wondering how to receive zaps without WoS
Don't ever let magical thinking replace adversarial thinking.
Woofie even knows to shit at the Federal Reserve! 😍
Gm
IMO, the ONLY instance where it's appropriate to type or store a seed phrase on an Internet-connected device is to test if your machine has been compromised.
Put $50 of BTC in there, and you'll know you've been hacked if it goes missing.
New office, new view.
*shuts blinds*
Please don't crash before Thanksgiving.
As a lawyer I really hate the "lawyer" words. Seriously please stop with the "aforementioned," "wherefore," "heretofore," and "theretofore" 🤮
Simple, plain English benefits everyone.
I'm 6'7". If you try to recline your seat in front of me, you will not be reclining lol.
Hypothetical: If a home intruder kills half my family and flees into a dense crowd before vowing to return, do I have a right to throw a grenade into the dense crowd to neutralize the threat?
If not, and if you find Israel's intervention justified, where does the analogy fail?
I would've voted for Joad Cressbeckler in 2008 tbh
It's weird that Intuit Mint is removing the option to pay for no ads.
Is there any other software out there that automatically categorizes transactions so I can see what I'm pissing away my fiat on?
