Welcome to Nostr. I love you.
Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I went on a date tonight but was slightly late because I saw a cat in the parking lot and went after it to pet it even though it didn't want to be petted.
The date was great, but I really wanted to pet that cat
I'm probably too horny for Nostr
This is what the birds want you to think. Well I'm not falling for it. I see them out there, chirping and scheming. Plotting. They think they're on to me, but I'm on to them.
Elizabeth Warren needs to fucking die.
Would you describe inscriptions as a "bug" introduced by taproot? I.e., could we have gotten taproot without inscriptions? Or is it conceptually impossible to have one without the other?
Getting off of Lexapro doesn't feel great, but I can feel my ambition and drive surging
When I was a child, I thought it was really fucking weird my parents lied to me about Santa Claus. And then I was expected to keep the lie going by not telling the other kids too stupid to figure it out.
Like how tf is he supposed to visit every house on earth in one night?
I am determined to find and marry a hot guy on here just so I can say that "we met on Nostr."
Also sounds classier than Tinder or Grindr.
GM
According to Lukedashjr, someone can take your bitcoin if they really want to.
No, he didn't make a mistake. Cold storage is broken, and hackers can telepathically access the seed phrase you etched into steel.
Another angle of that stunning explosion
An incredible shot from today's storms in Tennessee
Strong December tornadoes are not unheard of in the southeast
Apparently F-Droid is riddled with security vulnerabilities.
Is nothing sacred?
Doing a deposition training program this weekend. Can't wait to use these skills to crucify someone 😋
I'm tempted to download Orange Pill App to look for hot guys
Everyone should have access to duck ponds.
At the gym because I must outlive my enemies
I think I know people who think about Taylor Swift for about 50% of their waking hours.
IMO people who unironically use the term "sheeple" are usually sheeple