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Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I asked an identical twin if his brother is less flaky or if they're about the same. Haven't heard back yet.
This Christmas would've been 10x more tolerable if I had someone to bone
Communicating with my nephew feels like chatting with a small, open-source large language model. A bit slow, but promising tidbits here and there.
This guy took me to a symphony and it's 90 minutes and I'm completely sober please rescue me somebody please
I'm afraid to try a new Nostr client because every time I've done that my follows got deleted.
I saw a commercial for St. Jude Children's Hospital so heartbreaking it finally motivated me to get YouTube Premium to skip ads.
I'm working on inventing a new gender that's immune to taxation. Will report back soon
Some Tinder guy ended our convo because I didn't really want to go to church with him every fucking Sunday. I said I'd be willing to politely smile and ask him how it went. I never get these kinds of demands from Jew boys. Just saying
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