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Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
The Biden administration has mandated that starting in 2028 light bulbs must achieve 120 lumens per watt (up from 45 today). Soft white and multicolored LEDs may not be able to meet the new standard. image
I don't have a Lightning address since Phoenix left. I took it off my profile. So I have no idea how this is possible or where these sats are going... image
Whenever I have to work on weekends, I remind myself that at least I don't have to landscape outside when it's 95 degrees. I have no idea how those people do it.
He'd completely mess up the bed if I didn't have dog blankets lol
The solution to censorship is not legal. It is technological. #nostr
Lyft driver is telling me she got drunk at Applebee's last night and she doesn't remember how she got home but the car ain't dent and that's what's important
My ex-Mormon mentor just told me that when he was 13, he confessed to a bishop that he liked to look at Victoria's Secret magazines. The bishop said that's almost as bad as murder, made him promise to stop, and then put his name on a signed list of good boys. Later, he had to put on a white jumpsuit and was dunked multiple times in a hot tub mounted on 12 white cattle statues. This process allowed dead people who'd been waiting hundreds of years to finally get into heaven.
Atlanta you are uniquely dysfunctional. Still no timeline on returning to first-world status.
My heart breaks when twinks ruin themselves with ill-advised mustaches.
I have a Start9 but am too dumb to figure out how to use it to Zap you people. I don't know with whom I'd have to open channels. And receiving non-custodially seems nearly impossible. I do miss Phoenix tbh
I kind of want a katana. Maybe that's what my life is missing
Reed Timmer did it again and captured some of the most insane tornado footage of all time yesterday