"Meanwhile in Australia"
Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
Kinda want to start a cult tbh
May 25, 2024: Motorists shelter at a gas station from 2024's deadliest tornado in Valley View, Texas. Everyone in the gas station was unharmed, but seven fatalities occurred in mobile homes.
The low-end EF3 had max estimated winds of 140 MPH and was on the ground for 96 minutes.
Just figured out that my Lightning node has to be on in order to receive zaps. So maybe you all DIDN'T hate my feet pics yesterday lol
You all hate them :(
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April 26, 2024: a resident of Elkhorn, Nebraska captures the edge of a monster tornado. Nearby, two brothers are sucked out of their house while looking for their dog upstairs. There were no fatalities.
The low-end EF4 had estimated max winds of 170 mph. If you look carefully at the top of the screen, you can see debris being flung at seemingly incredible speeds.
They're size 15. Is that not impressive? Like shouldn't that count for SOMETHING?
I'm honestly considering doing a foot-focused OnlyFans while I'm between jobs. Is there a Nostr version of OF? Also do hash tags do anything functional on Nostr? I'm doing hash tags anyway. #feet #foot #footstr
Being unemployed feels weird. On the one hand it feels shameful and slothful, but on the other hand it feels wildly freeing. Almost disturbingly freeing.
If ten of you sign up for this nifty thing, I get $500. And you get $100. Deal?
Capital One
Kind of thinking of OnlyFans now that I'm unemployed tbh
Getting laid off doesn't feel great, but I'm so glad I've been saving in bitcoin.
I'd be much worse off if I were saving in fiat
I still can't believe I got fired last Friday
I enjoyed pet sitting but I'm glad I don't have to deal with shedding at home
Got to pet sit the most handsome dog
Continue the research
Could someone please zap me? I finally figured out how to get Alby Hub running on a Start 9 :p
April 27, 2011: extremely close footage of the Tuscaloosa tornado shows a chaotic maelstrom of multiple vortices forming and dissipating.
Woofie loves to go at the Federal Reserve
March 18, 1925: The infamous Tri-State Tornado spears a two-by-four into a tree in Murphysboro, IL, where 234 perished. The tree was donated to the Illinois State Museum shortly after the storm. The exhibit has fascinated onlookers in museums for more than a century. 
This is my favorite Instagram reel