It's so pretty
Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
Sometimes it's nice to put your feet up #footstr 

Welcome to Nostr I love you
Woofie loves gelato


Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist:
The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered.
Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions.
Men dye their hair green.
No birth control.
Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe.
We don't go into caves or wet markets.
Duck hunting is a capital offense.


My mood rn


October 9, 2024: Hurricane Milton's outer bands cause a historic tornado outbreak in Florida
I have to wait on hold with PACER for two hours just to fix my account so I can look up cases. Our federal judiciary is a mess.
It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped
Only 90s kids will remember
This is a Lyn Alden appreciation note
Idk it feels weird to horny post on Nostr
May 20, 2022: An unusually strong tornado strikes Gaylord, Michigan. The EF3, which had max estimated winds of 150 mph, killed two and injured 44.
The social credit system will be built from the ground up. 

Farmer in Australia captures stunning footage of a rare tornado
Coming back to Nostr because the Twidder people are scaring me rn
I've been too mopey about being fired tbh. Time to get up and do productive things
The pressure drop from the 2011 Phil Campbell EF5 tornado was so intense that some survivors had barotrauma. One woman suffered a ruptured root canal, and another a ruptured tear duct. One man said he could feel his stomach being pulled upward while in an underground shelter.
I should probably get a job
"Meanwhile in Australia"