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Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
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Mallard Beakman 4 months ago
I just learned that in Georgia it's a felony to intentionally cause $500 worth of damage to someone's property. This seems like a rather low bar to take away someone's gun rights. image
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Mallard Beakman 4 months ago
Scammers cloned by best friend's voice and attempted to scam his parents. Fortunately the parents had the sense to call him directly, but they were distraught having heard their son crying and begging for money. This technology was science fiction just a few years ago.
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Mallard Beakman 4 months ago
Public schools should teach students about the law. How is everyone expected to follow the law if no one is ever taught what it is? I didn't know the difference between assault and battery until law school. IMO that could've been moved up to fifth grade.
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Mallard Beakman 4 months ago
Does anyone want $100? I know it's not bitcoin but you can use it to buy bitcoin image
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Mallard Beakman 4 months ago
Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist: The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered. Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions. Men dye their hair green. No birth control. Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe. We don't go into caves or wet markets. Duck hunting is a capital offense. image
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Mallard Beakman 5 months ago
October 9, 2024: Hurricane Milton's outer bands cause a historic tornado outbreak in Florida
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Mallard Beakman 5 months ago
I have to wait on hold with PACER for two hours just to fix my account so I can look up cases. Our federal judiciary is a mess.
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Mallard Beakman 5 months ago
It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped