Ugh all the hot bitcoiners are straight
Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I sold bitcoin for the first time because I am distressed lol oops
If I ever hear the term "frame mogging" IRL I'm just going to leave the room
It's odd to think that we're all hurtling across the cosmos as we go about our daily lives.
Is it weird that I think about bitcoin a lot
The App Store Accountability Act is getting more attention.
The proposed legislation requires "covered app store providers" to verify the ages of any "individual [who] creates an account."
"Covered app store," however, is defined broadly and seemingly encompasses free and open-source repositories such as F-Droid or Obtanium. 
Please kidnap me because I'm sexy not because I have bitcoin
Woofie loves you
I zapped myself just to feel something
Does anyone want $100? I know it's not bitcoin but you can use it to buy bitcoin 
Just got the car washed (it rained)
It's so pretty
Sometimes it's nice to put your feet up #footstr 
October 9, 2024: Hurricane Milton's outer bands cause a historic tornado outbreak in Florida
It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped
Only 90s kids will remember
Idk it feels weird to horny post on Nostr
The social credit system will be built from the ground up. 
Farmer in Australia captures stunning footage of a rare tornado
I've been too mopey about being fired tbh. Time to get up and do productive things