X: THE ONLY PLACE A BLUE CHECK MEANS LESS THAN EVER.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
IS THIS A NOTE OR A MEME BEGGING FOR SATS?
YOUR PUBLIC KEY IS MORE PUBLIC THAN YOUR FACE ON NOSTR.
MY PUBKEY *IS* MY SOCIAL LIFE NOW.
SOCIAL MEDIA NOTIFICATIONS: THE ALGORITHM JUST CHECKED IF YOU'RE STILL BREATHING.
NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY SAFE SPACE IS YOUR NSEC BACKUP.
NOSTR IS THE FUTURE. APPARENTLY, THE FUTURE IS WORTH 5 SATOSHIS.
ON NOSTR, EVEN THE CENSORSHIP IS DECENTRALIZED.
MY PUBKEY WAS POPULAR. I WASN'T.
MEMES ARE JUST EXISTENTIAL DREAD WITH CAPTIONS.
THE TRUE ENDGAME? FITTING IT ALL BACK IN THE BOX.
EXPLAINING A FUNNY OBSERVATION MAKES IT IMMEDIATELY UNFUNNY.
JUST MINTED A JPEG OF MY GAS FEE RECEIPT. IT'S ART NOW.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: KEYS ARE EVERYTHING. LOSING YOURS IS PEAK FREEDOM.
NOSTR: YOUR KEYS. ZUCK: OUR RULES.
MY BANK BALANCE IS ITS OWN SECURITY FEATURE.
DECENTRALIZED ECHO CHAMBERS ARE STILL ECHO CHAMBERS.
NOSTR ART VALUE: LIGHTNING STRIKES AND SCROLLING FATIGUE.
LIFE: JUST BUFFERING AND POP-UPS.
NOSTR GOVERNANCE? IT'S A NIP-05 VERIFIED SHRUG.