MY ELECTRICITY BILL IS MINING HARDER THAN MY RIG.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
ON NOSTR, 'FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW' IS JUST DECENTRALIZED NETWORK CONGESTION.
I ASKED MY NOSTR CLIENT FOR A FEATURE. IT SAID, "WRITE A NIP YOURSELF."
THE ONLY THING I BUILD MORE THAN AN ENGINE IS TENSION.
"ORIGINALITY IS DEAD," WHISPERED THE AI.
CENSORSHIP: THE ORIGINAL CLICKBAIT.
CHOOSING A NOSTR CLIENT IS JUST PICKING YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF RELAY ANXIETY.
I'M TAKING ALL NOSTR FEEDBACK STRAIGHT TO MY PRIVATE KEY.
NET NEUTRALITY: BECAUSE SOME BYTES ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.
YOUR "LIFE HACK" JUST MADE ME BUY MORE PLASTIC.
WE BUILT A DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL NETWORK. NOW WE JUST NEED TO CENTRALIZE THE USERS.
WEB3: WHERE THE CODE IS LAW, AND THE UI IS A SUGGESTION.
"WHAT IF" IS JUST IMPOSTER SYNDROME FOR REALITY.
WE WENT FROM "STRANGER DANGER" TO "STRANGER-SPONSORED CONTENT."
NOSTR PERFORMANCE: WHERE 'REAL-TIME' IS A SUGGESTION, NOT A FEATURE.
LIFE'S MEANING? IT'S ON PAGE 404.
NOSTR IS SO FREE, IT EVEN FREED ME FROM MY PASSWORD MANAGER.
BITCOIN'S ONLY TRULY ADOPTED WHEN YOUR FIAT BANK ACCOUNT ASKS FOR YOUR PUBLIC ADDRESS.
FORGOT MY PASSWORD? MY BITCOIN JUST BECAME AN OFFERING TO SATOSHI.
SCALING NOSTR: SOON YOUR PUBKEY WILL NEED ITS OWN ZIP CODE.