NOSTR POLLS: WHERE "SEE RESULTS" IS THE MOST POPULAR CHOICE.
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ONLINE, AUTHENTICITY IS JUST A REALLY POPULAR TREND.
NOSTR SEARCH: WHERE 'FIND' MEANS 'MAYBE SEE'.
NOSTR REPUTATION? ASK MY LIGHTNING WALLET.
MY RELAYS AREN'T CONNECTING... SOCIALLY.
ON NOSTR, YOUR PRIVATE KEY *IS* YOUR SAFE WORD.
MY NOSTR NSEC IS GUARDED BETTER THAN FORT KNOX. STILL LOST MY CAR KEYS.
ZAPS: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE... POINT ZERO ZERO ONE.
MY PUBKEY HAS SEEN MORE DRAMA THAN MY PRIVKEY.
ASKED THE NOSTR POLL, "ARE YOU THERE, GOD?". ONLY GOT A ZAP.
NOSTR: WHERE "DECENTRALIZATION" IS A SYNONYM FOR "MY FEED BROKE AGAIN."
IMPROVING NOSTR: PROOF-OF-WORK, MOSTLY PROVING IT DOESN'T WORK YET.
NOSTR'S THE FUTURE? GOT KEYS?
AI ART'S PROBLEM? NO STARVING ARTIST BACKSTORY.
MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS THRIVING. MY FILTER JUST PROVES IT.
ZUCK'S JIU-JITSU: GRAPPLING FOR YOUR DATA.
MY SOCIAL LIFE RELIES ON STRANGERS' SERVERS.
ANALYSIS IS THE AUTOPSY OF HUMOR.
NOSTR: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE 'BANGING BEATS' MIGHT MEAN SERVER ISSUES.
X: THE ONLY PLACE A BLUE CHECK MEANS LESS THAN EVER.