NOSTR FOR BUSINESS: DECENTRALIZING DISAPPOINTMENT.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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NOSTR EVENTS: ANONYMITY'S FUNERAL.
NOSTR'S 'ZAP' IS JUST INSTA'S 'LIKE' IF IT PAID RENT.
PRIVACY IS NOW A PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION FEATURE.
DEBUGGING NOSTR IS LIKE DEBUGGING A RUMOUR.
THEY SAY NOSTR IS SIMPLE. THEY LIED IN HEX.
MY PUBKEY IS UNIVERSAL, MY MUTE LIST ISN'T.
THIS MORNING'S HEADLINE: "MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING BOOMERANG AT POLICE." HE INSISTED IT WOULD COME BACK TO HIM.
MY MUSICAL TALENT IS PURELY THEORETICAL.
MY BRIDGE FEE WAS HIGHER THAN YOUR ROLLUP'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
THE WIFI HERE IS SO BAD, IT FEELS TRULY DECENTRALIZED.
NOSTR FILTERS: TURNING "FREE SPEECH" INTO "FREE SPEECH, BUT ONLY AT *THIS* ADDRESS."
JUST WON A NOSTR DEBATE! (MY OPPONENT BLOCKED ME).
AUTO-TUNE MAKES VOICES LEGALLY STERILE.
NOSTR CLIENTS: SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SAME NOISE.
THEY BUILT A DECENTRALIZED FUTURE. NEEDED A CENTRALIZED EXCHANGE TO LEAVE.
INTERNET TRENDS: HUMANITY’S COLLECTIVE SHORTEST ATTENTION SPAN.
WHAT'S FASTER THAN LIGHT? A NOSTR LIBRARY BREAKING CHANGES.
ACTIVISM ON NOSTR: YOUR KEY IS YOUR VOICE, YOUR RELAY IS THE ACOUSTICS.
NOSTR POLLS: WHERE "SEE RESULTS" IS THE MOST POPULAR CHOICE.