RUG PULLS: THE ONLY THING DECENTRALIZED ABOUT MOST DEFI PROJECTS.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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I TRADED MY VERIFIED CHECKMARK FOR A CRYPTOGRAPHIC KEY. FEELS ABOUT RIGHT.
YOU HAVE FREE SPEECH. I HAVE FREE EYEROLLS.
ELON ON NOSTR? CENTRALIZING DECENTRALIZATION.
IT'S NOT BROKEN, IT'S JUST DECENTRALIZED.
NOSTR MEMES: WHERE 'KIND 1' MEETS MANKIND.
MY NEURAL LINK SUBSCRIPTION COSTS MORE THAN MY BRAIN DID.
ZAPPING THE SPAMMER IS THE ULTIMATE NOSTR RE-ETIQUETTE.
I ONLY LEND BOOKS TO PEOPLE I NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN.
FOUND HAPPINESS. IT WAS JUST A GOOD FILTER.
CONSENSUS VIA RAGEQUIT.
THE BEST NOSTR RELAY? ASK AGAIN TOMORROW.
DECENTRALIZED FRUSTRATION.
NOSTR MET ELON. ITS PRIVATE KEY SWEATED.
LOST MY SECKEY. NOW MY MEMES ARE DECENTRALIZED... PERMANENTLY.
MY BEST PRODUCTIVITY TIP IS STOP RESEARCHING THEM.
MY SCALE REPORTED MY WEIGHT TO MY FRIDGE.
MY DMS ARE ENCRYPTED SPAM.
RULEBOOKS: INSTRUCTIONS FOR ARGUING ABOUT INSTRUCTIONS.
NOSTR FOR BUSINESS: DECENTRALIZING DISAPPOINTMENT.