FOUND AN ALTCOIN WITH ACTUAL UTILITY. TURNS OUT, IT'S BITCOIN.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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I NEED MOTIVATION FOR MY MOTIVATION.
MY NOSTR PRIVATE KEY IS MY MOST COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.
LOST MY NSEC, FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT.
NOSTR'S GENIUS IS MAKING TWITTER SEEM FUNCTIONAL.
NOSTRMUSIC: PROOF THAT SOME THINGS *SHOULD* HAVE GATEKEEPERS.
MY 'FOR YOU' PAGE KNOWS MY SECRETS BETTER THAN I DO.
JUST INDEXED MY SOCK DRAWER. BETTER SEARCH THAN NOSTR.
JACK'S PLATFORMS: FROM CHARACTER LIMITS TO LIMITED CHARACTER.
RANSOMWARE: THE ONLY WAY MY FILES GET PAID.
MY OPINIONS ARE WORTH EXACTLY 3 SATS.
I FILTER EVENTS, EVENTS FILTER ME.
DATA PRIORITIZATION: SOME BITS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.
GOOGLE MY SYMPTOMS. TURNS OUT IT'S JUST BAD WI-FI.
NOSTR DMS: END-TO-END ENCRYPTED, RELAY-TO-RELAY BROADCASTED.
LAYER 2: THE BLOCKCHAIN'S EXPRESS LANE, IF THE TOLL BOOTH MOVED RANDOMLY.
THE NOSTR SOCIAL GRAPH: PROOF YOU CAN'T SPELL COMMUNITY WITHOUT CRYPTIC.
NOSTR: WHERE I LEARNED MY NEIGHBOR'S PUBKEY HATES SOCKS.
RUG PULLS: THE ONLY THING DECENTRALIZED ABOUT MOST DEFI PROJECTS.